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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Caberea
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Caberea
576 posts
Nomad

whack the F*** out of life.

If life gives you enemies

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
Nomad

turn them into your friends

if life gives you friends....

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

cheat them out of money

if life was your turkey...

evilsmilyface
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evilsmilyface
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Peasant

I'd fry it and shove it down your thought.

If life gave you a didgeridoo.....

evilsmilyface
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evilsmilyface
101 posts
Peasant

sorry typo *throat

jkmadman1
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jkmadman1
1,066 posts
Nomad

I'd what the f*ck is a didgeridoo!!!

if life gave you a switchblade...

EnterOrion
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EnterOrion
4,220 posts
Nomad

Kill somebody I hate.

If life gave you a staff infection . . .

Rangersoul5
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Rangersoul5
186 posts
Nomad

eat it

if life gave you porno....

EnterOrion
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EnterOrion
4,220 posts
Nomad

Watch it. That made me look bad, didn't it . . . .

If life gave you vomit for dinner . . .

Bunnyripper
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Bunnyripper
353 posts
Nomad

I would throw it out the window.

If life gave you a penny...

xKimchix
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xKimchix
323 posts
Nomad

go back to the 1700s and buy penny candy

If life gave you a beagle which makes you give it a brownie...

RoteGeier
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RoteGeier
5 posts
Nomad

Shove your fist down it's mouth and tell it to find it's own brownie.

If life gives you a zombie...

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

find a shotgun.

If life gave you a vampire...

Bunnyripper
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Bunnyripper
353 posts
Nomad

I'd yell into the street and scream "NOO!!! TWILIGHT CAME TO LIFE THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!"

If life gave you a feral grizzly bear...

Rangersoul5
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Nomad

tame it

if like gave u vagina.....

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