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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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ShadowArcher
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1,001 posts
Nomad

bite Life

If life gives you a pencil..

anderwold1
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anderwold1
41 posts
Shepherd

Write Life a letter.

If life gives you a wish....

Cinna
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Cinna
753 posts
Nomad

Grant it

If life gives you tears...

gamerdude913
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gamerdude913
78 posts
Nomad

kill life.....somehow.:]

if life gives you chuck norris.....................

locoace3
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locoace3
15,053 posts
Nomad

kill chuck norris because he's a gay joke

if life gives you furries.......(lol)

Cinna
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Cinna
753 posts
Nomad

Pet yourself!

If life gives you songs....

slayguy8
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slayguy8
718 posts
Peasant

... sing them

if life gives you a fake piece off cheese....


(WTF!!)

Efan
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Efan
3,086 posts
Nomad

Take it to a contest.
If life gives you cheap liquor....

ShadowArcher
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ShadowArcher
1,001 posts
Nomad

give it to your dog,

if life gives you a Dog

iFyre
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iFyre
48 posts
Nomad

Say you want a cat.

If life gives you unanswerable questions...

ShadowArcher
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ShadowArcher
1,001 posts
Nomad

say "42!" as the anwsers

if lifes gives you a cat

Razerules
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Razerules
4,049 posts
Nomad

I would kick it.

If life gave you horse poo....

ShadowArcher
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ShadowArcher
1,001 posts
Nomad

feed it to you niegbour's kid

I life gave you a horse....

Secretmapper
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Secretmapper
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Nomad

I'd make it poo
If I gave you the poop...

slayguy8
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slayguy8
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Peasant

i would throw it back at you

if life gave you air...?

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