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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Sporemaniac777
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Nomad

A guy would say:
No comment...

A girl would say:
....then use it.

If life gives you an allergy...

Rangersoul5
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Rangersoul5
186 posts
Nomad

kill yourself

if life gives you armorgames.....

Sporemaniac777
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Sporemaniac777
1,373 posts
Nomad

PARTY!!!!

If life gives you a stupid guy who is following you 24 hours a day...

Holden012
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Holden012
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Nomad

you give life the finger

If life gives you rain...

Sporemaniac777
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Sporemaniac777
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Nomad

buy an umbrella.

If life gives you an alien pet...

Rangersoul5
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186 posts
Nomad

Eat it.

If life gives you........
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly/adamtaxi123456789/ugly-alan.jpg

Bunnyripper
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353 posts
Nomad

Find a rifle.

If life gave you an episode of Gurren Lagann...

d_dude
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d_dude
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Peasant

Rip out your eyeballs.

If life gives you a chainsaw and George Lopez...

gamerdude913
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gamerdude913
78 posts
Nomad

cut george lopezes hair.

if life gives you bob the builder.....................

ShadowArcher
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ShadowArcher
1,001 posts
Nomad

Get him into a cloning machine and order all bobs to take over the world

If life give you a time machine...

halogunner
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halogunner
807 posts
Nomad

go back in time to kill the guy who came up with this thread


if life gives you tangellos

gamerdude913
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gamerdude913
78 posts
Nomad

what is a tangello?

if life makes a tornado........................

SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
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Nomad

THEN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

ookkkk...

if life gives u a giant mech with machine guns and rocket launchers...

gamerdude913
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78 posts
Nomad

run for your life!!!!!!

if life robs you......................

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