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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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killbynight
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killbynight
315 posts
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dont breath it

if life gives u invisability

25wes25
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25wes25
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Nomad

Go invisable and steal stuff

If life gives you justin bieber...?

schnitzel4411
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schnitzel4411
27 posts
Nomad

hit him with a bat as hard as you can till SHES dead

if life brings him back to life

UnlimitedDragon
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UnlimitedDragon
463 posts
Nomad

poisen his apple juice

if life gives you an empty soda can...

dusthope33
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dusthope33
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Nomad

you smash it on your neighbour's head

if life gives you a magic wand....

Razerules
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Razerules
4,049 posts
Nomad

I would become Harry Potter!!!!

If life gave you life...

kingjac11
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kingjac11
2,597 posts
Nomad

I would jump off a cliff and be reborn.

If life gave you a pen...

Razerules
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Razerules
4,049 posts
Nomad

I would make letters with it.

If live gave you Chuck Norris...

slayguy8
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slayguy8
718 posts
Peasant

give him his MOUNTAIN DEW OR DIE


if life gave you tears....

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

drown life in them

if life gave you a giant-@$$ mech with miniguns and missles(with the key ) and a lisence to legally kill...

Peter20
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Peter20
543 posts
Peasant

you hold life at gun point so your the new life

if life aka you gives you gorrillas

gtfawjkjg
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gtfawjkjg
1,126 posts
Nomad

Commit suicide for AkA fail.

If live gives you immortal epicness....

WesBond
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WesBond
7 posts
Nomad

Use it to take over the world.

If life gives you pants without belt-loops...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

screw them, get a pair of shorts.

if life gave you all the stupidity in the world...

rick073
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rick073
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put it in a jar and give it to your enemy(s)

if life corners you in a dark alleyway holding dual deagles

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