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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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WesBond
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Nomad

Use it to take over the world.

If life gives you pants without belt-loops...

sonicheroes95
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13,701 posts
Peasant

screw them, get a pair of shorts.

if life gave you all the stupidity in the world...

rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

put it in a jar and give it to your enemy(s)

if life corners you in a dark alleyway holding dual deagles

GunDragon
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GunDragon
509 posts
Nomad

hack life by flying

If life gave you a nuke

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

OBLITERATION TO THE DRAGON SLAYERS!!! *nukes them*

if life turned you into a dragon....

spacedingo
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spacedingo
243 posts
Nomad

fly away.

If life gave you money (my possible idea, this doesn't count, was, If life gave you money, spend it.)

rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

give a dollar to every hobo you see

iif life turned you into a hobo...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

go to rick and ask for a dollar.

if life was to give ya a million bucks at will...

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

ask for the entire thing in nickels(5 cent coins) and bury sonicheroes95 alive in theme

if life buries you alive in nickels...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

ask for the million bucks to fall on rick. *Watches a million dear fall on rick*

if life gave you a dragon slayer...

*holding dragon's destiny to said person's neck*

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

strange sonicheroes95 and befriend said dragon slayer *gives dragon slayer a SCAR-H and lessons on how to use the SCAR-H*

if life gives you sonicheroes95 as your eternal slave...

GunDragon
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509 posts
Nomad

Use him to build me a house

If life gives you chocolate

cptbignuts12
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709 posts
Nomad

You eat it!

If life gives you air

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

take it away from a certian dragon slayer. *Watches him choke to death while i use the air to build a house*

if life gives you a random idiot...

ThorRatFox
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Nomad

you make fun of it
if life give you a dumb question

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