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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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GunDragon
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GunDragon
509 posts
Nomad

**** ninja'd.

Well i'll answer sonics then. I bite everyone

If life gives you knowledge

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

you my friend, got double ninja'd.

GunDragon
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GunDragon
509 posts
Nomad

Yes I know I get ninja'd the most out of everyone.That was my fifth time today. =(

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

i believe 3 of the ninjas was by me

if life shattered your memories, scattered them all around the world, and made you hunt up all the pieces...

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

hunt em down, remember the way to kill life and become the new life, and do so

if life traps you in bed...O.o

cptbignuts12
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cptbignuts12
709 posts
Nomad

I stab the bed and get up.

If life kick you in the nuts...

Oblivior
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Oblivior
786 posts
Nomad

YOU FIND A NEW PAIR OF NUTS!

If god burns down your home...

DBLACKSTAR
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DBLACKSTAR
23,530 posts
Nomad

kick him in the nuts
if you get black listed...

DesertHyena
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DesertHyena
2,886 posts
Peasant

DON'T kick him in the nuts!
If life gives you a time flux capacitor...

TacoNinja27
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TacoNinja27
212 posts
Nomad

turn your car into a time machine

If life gives you a bottle of ketchup...

Kylelolcat
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Kylelolcat
4,813 posts
Nomad

Put it on a burger.

If life gives you strawberry salsa...

UnlimitedDragon
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UnlimitedDragon
463 posts
Nomad

Puke it up to leave school

If life gives you a flat ball

acepilot0
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acepilot0
359 posts
Nomad

Make peanut butter tacos

If life gives you bananas...

angelpascom
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angelpascom
37 posts
Nomad

adopt a pet monkey

if life gives you a one-eyed shark

MasterAwsuko
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74 posts
Nomad

Attach a laser eye to it and build wings on it. Then ride around and cause destruction with your flying laser shark.

If life decides to throw a dodgeball at you...

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