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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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acepilot0
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acepilot0
359 posts
Nomad

Headbutt it back at life

If life gives you Monopoly...

puppyguy1
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puppyguy1
274 posts
Nomad

Buy every house in your street.

If Life gives you Life....

Markmonster
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Markmonster
1 posts
Nomad

Give it a gun and kill peoplz.

If Likfe gives you a macadamian nut.....

WolfWolf
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WolfWolf
800 posts
Nomad

You eat it

If life gives you the chance to correct you mistakes...

acepilot0
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acepilot0
359 posts
Nomad

You screw it all up all over again

If life gives you an alien ant farm...

angelpascom
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angelpascom
37 posts
Nomad

release them to the world.

if life gives you a super-huge elmo...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
3,415 posts
Nomad

you make him into a shirt and give it to katy perry.....

if life gives you a gun and tells you to shoot yourself...

roxasthenobody
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roxasthenobody
355 posts
Nomad

you shoot life instead.

If life gives you a big-ish shoe and tells you to sell it...

puppyguy1
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puppyguy1
274 posts
Nomad

You sell it to life.

If life gives you legs...

acepilot0
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acepilot0
359 posts
Nomad

you run with it.

If life makes you eat a bug...

deathopper
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deathopper
1,564 posts
Nomad

You eat a gummy worm.

If life gives you stupidity...

xmb8
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xmb8
501 posts
Nomad

Play sports for a scholar-ship

if life gives you C-4...

Maverick4
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Maverick4
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Peasant

use it.

If life gives you 3 men in a boat...

Legenduninfected
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Legenduninfected
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Nomad

Make them drive it. FOREVER.

If life gives you a wish...

took95
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took95
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Nomad

...wish for more wishes
if life gives you a choice...

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