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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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DeadlyVelociraptor
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choose to let war go on in the world (muahahahaha)

if lives gives you an AG account...

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

use it

if life takes a piss on your head...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

you purify the water and give it to starving and thirsty kids in africa, god bless them


if life gives you aids

crazenird
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crazenird
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die slowly and get famous by Rucka Rucka Ali
if life gives you carpet bombs

Toot2Good
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Nomad

You blow up the piece of grass stuck on your shoe

If life gives you Pluto

took95
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took95
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Nomad

.....call it a planet
if life gives you a partner....

TacoNinja27
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TacoNinja27
212 posts
Nomad

find a different partner

If life gives you a turd...

took95
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took95
438 posts
Nomad

flush it
if you are given a sick beat...

roxasthenobody
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roxasthenobody
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Nomad

heal it.
if life gives you a turd in a jar...

took95
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took95
438 posts
Nomad

....preserve it
if life gives you a paradox...
(by "sick beat", i meant like for rapping.......)

DeadlyVelociraptor
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3,415 posts
Nomad

ignore it and continue learning un-meaningful atronomics

if life gives you a troll...

Ghgt99
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Ghgt99
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Nomad

Lock it up

If life gives you billions of $$...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

start a who's richer competition with bill gates.

if life gives you a velociraptor....

nesanelf
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nesanelf
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Nomad

run away. They smell and look disgusting.
If life gave you an aliens body...

sonicheroes95
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then kill yourself.

if life told you to "PREPARE TO LOSE IT ALL!"....

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