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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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nesanelf
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nesanelf
560 posts
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You tell life back if I die so do you.

If life told you to either kill yourself or not kill yourself but if you dont kill yourself life will kill you...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

name your child "Yourself" and kill it.

if life turned you into a dragon....

nesanelf
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nesanelf
560 posts
Nomad

LOL! good one!

Tell life "STOP TURNING ME INTO STUFF!!!"

If life told you "too bad!"...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

then be happy that your a dragon. (i wish i was a dragon in real life)

if life thought you was an idiot....

nesanelf
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nesanelf
560 posts
Nomad

I would ask him/her did sonicheroes95 tell you to say that?

If life said all users become mods and all mods become users and all admins get banned...

took95
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took95
438 posts
Nomad

id tell life to go to ****

if life gives you the bill....

TacoNinja27
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TacoNinja27
212 posts
Nomad

tell life to pay it

If like gives you a fart in a jar...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
3,415 posts
Nomad

you make a run for it while sticking some french fries in your jacket


if life gives you an apple pie...

took95
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took95
438 posts
Nomad

ask if its dutch or american?
if life tells you that itll kill anyone you love....

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
3,415 posts
Nomad

kill everyone life loves EPIC COMEBACK!

if life locks your furom post...

emanfman
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emanfman
283 posts
Nomad

slap it in the face and make a new one.

if life destroyed the internet...

rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

shoot life

if life shoots you...

emanfman
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emanfman
283 posts
Nomad

proudly gloat over the fact that you remembered your bulletproof vest. (take that, life! :P)

If life gives you freedom...

Maverick4
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Maverick4
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Peasant

Trade it back in for a hardy dose of oppression.

If life gives you a rabid fanatic...

emanfman
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emanfman
283 posts
Nomad

Run for the nearest injection clinic.

If life gives you a second *certain body part*...

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