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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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rick073
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Peasant

give it back to life(cuz you didnt say it was attached to my body)

if life forces you to smoke weed...

emanfman
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emanfman
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Nomad

say, "Does this mean im spritually high as well, god?"

If life is in a bad mood...

C_is_for_Cookie
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C_is_for_Cookie
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Nomad

bake life cookies!

If like kills your future spouse...

emanfman
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emanfman
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Nomad

make sure you cheat on her first.

If life commits suicide...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

loot life's body....

if life posts a comment on AG furoms..

emmalouc1
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emmalouc1
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Nomad

Add a witty comment that totally pwns the one above. Like this comment. DeadlyVelociraptor u have been pwnd


When life gives you lots of AP...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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3,415 posts
Nomad

lose it all cause your account got hacked...


when life gives you emmalouc1...

nesanelf
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nesanelf
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Nomad

throw it out in the garbage.

If life gives you a planet...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

experiment on it

if life gives you a brand new 2010 honda civic! YES A BRAND NEW HONDA CIVIC! FOR YOU! (sorry for acting like in commercial)

emanfman
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emanfman
283 posts
Nomad

sell it and buy a porsche.

If life gives you a coffee...

nesanelf
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nesanelf
560 posts
Nomad

uhhhh...drink it?

if life gives you a boring armatat...*cough cough^^*

emanfman
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emanfman
283 posts
Nomad

you live with it and get banned for writing two arrows, not three.

emanfman
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emanfman
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Nomad

If life does your mother...

iko
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iko
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Nomad

kick its balls.

If life runs around naked...

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

shoot life with an AUG

if life throws you into COD(omfg you are now living in call of duty omfg)

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