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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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emanfman
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emanfman
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If life does your mother...

iko
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iko
161 posts
Nomad

kick its balls.

If life runs around naked...

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

shoot life with an AUG

if life throws you into COD(omfg you are now living in call of duty omfg)

webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Jump back out

if life gives you lemons.. =D

IcyIndia
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IcyIndia
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Nomad

Peel it like you would an orange, then bite into it, savoring the mouth-killing sour taste.

If life gives you a nazi...

zorsca
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zorsca
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Nomad

start a reich.
If live gives you hax...

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
2,788 posts
Nomad

Put it in a copy machine and get more haxes

If life gives you a cheating girlfriend...

zorsca
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zorsca
2,436 posts
Nomad

KILL KILL KILL!
If life gives you your death...

IcyIndia
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IcyIndia
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... Tell it that it's a hypocrite and come after it with your new deathly weapons.

If life tells the teacher on you...

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Then get the 'Don't Do that again speech'

If life spanks you untill your butt caves in the other direction..

IcyIndia
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IcyIndia
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Oh jeez... My butt hurts just thinking about that.

... store water in the dent of your previously existing butt and go around offering it to people.

Eew.

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

If life makes you eat 20 raw chickens...

IcyIndia
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Nomad

Oh, oops.

eat an oven first to cook them in your stomach.

webkinzlover7654
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Oh, oops.

AGAIN!


If Life Puts you in a kingdom, where you are the queen or king and everbody hates you..
IcyIndia
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AGAIN!

I'm an idiot.

...go to the main square and tell how amazing you are.

If life forces you to buy a poster...
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