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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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master565
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4,104 posts
Nomad

Ban all those who don't follow the rules

If life gives you lemons...

Osumnis
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Osumnis
1,147 posts
Shepherd

Ask someone to make something delicious with it for you.

If life gives you someone who can make something delicious for you by giving them lemonades...

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
2,081 posts
Nomad

kill them and eat their ribs and lungs.

if life gives you an infection that gives you an exploding green penis...

DarkGamer99
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DarkGamer99
606 posts
Nomad

Than you're screwed


If Life Gives You Magical Powers

wccghtyz
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wccghtyz
33 posts
Nomad

Make yourself friends :'(

When life gives you a squishy bar of soap...

dechlan1
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dechlan1
1,179 posts
Nomad

You swear then eat the soap!

If life gives you a carrot..

DarkGamer99
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DarkGamer99
606 posts
Nomad

You put it on a Snow Men.

If Life Gives You A Hat

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
2,081 posts
Nomad

sell it for 2 refined.

if life gives you a frying pan and a zombie apocalypse...

Doombreed
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Doombreed
7,022 posts
Templar

Curse life while trying to survive hitting zombies.

If life gives you HOMEWORK...

LatinxAssassin
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LatinxAssassin
614 posts
Nomad

I throw it to the trash and play on the computer.

If life gives you popularity...

bigjacob
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bigjacob
578 posts
Farmer

Than dont abuse it and hope for the best.


If life gives you an afro...

xeano321
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xeano321
3,152 posts
Farmer

You buzz it off and get a flat top.

Life gives you $1,000

DarkGamer99
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DarkGamer99
606 posts
Nomad

You spend it on your self.

If life gives you extra fingers

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
2,081 posts
Nomad

saw them off.

if life takes pity on you during the recent zombie apocalypse and gives you an M60 and a chainsaw with unlimited ammo/gas...

Razerules
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Nomad

I would Kill myself cause I am Cheating somehow.

If Life gave you something Poor and ruined but awesome....

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