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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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spartandestroyer
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then repair it.

if life gave you a respawn button after the failed suicide...

afcmitchell
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Don't do it, better try until your suicide works.
If life gave you an inbred sister...

shailajaisrani
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shailajaisrani
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to hell with her

if life gave you a crazy girlfriend but was really pretty

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

then go crazy as well.

if life keeps healing you every time you take dmg...

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I drop land on spikes for INSTANT death.

If life gives you an arena full of indestructible Spartans...

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I touch the tip of it while soaking it in water.

If life gives you a child...

Razerules
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I would Be A Good Dad!

If Life Gave you the worst Computer on the world....

kingjac11
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I would sell it.

If life gives you a pineapple...

MEGAMANXPERT
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I would upgrade it for a week or so until it's an even match for modern ones.

If life gave you an awesome shmup warning in real life... (provoking the oh my,something is gonna PWN me right now felling)

MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

ninja.

About the pineapple,i would smash it.

see above post for my question.

spartandestroyer
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i would immeadiately cloak and disguise.

if life gives you insane laggyness...

MEGAMANXPERT
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I ask it to GIVE it back to me.

If life gives you Razerrulez(not zazzaz) as a roommate...

SpazAttackerz
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I would play video games with his spoiled kid.

If life gives you expertise in spying...

spartandestroyer
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then fight like a man!

if life gives you an army of zombies that keep thinking about stuff that has nothing to do with anything...

MEGAMANXPERT
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I join them!

If life gives you a sword of doom the size of an ant...

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