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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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jets99
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Nomad

become an ant then kill all the other ants and have ant world domination

if life gives you a bag of ashes...

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
1,085 posts
Nomad

I spread the ashes.

If life gives you fiery water...

d_dude
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d_dude
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Peasant

Throw it at your neighbor's house.

If life gives you lemons...

Yeah I did it.

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

Squeeze the juice at your face.

If life gives you nightmares...

SpazAttackerz
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SpazAttackerz
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Nomad

Conquer the nightmare and turn it into an old Beetles music video.

If life gives you an infinite source of fire...

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

BURN IT.

If life gives you a sword that ALWAYS deals 1 damage,but looks AWESOME...

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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Templar

I'd say: I hate megaman! and exchange him for something else

If life gives you LEMONades...

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

beat the crap out of every single one.

if life gives you a bigger PINGAS!

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I kill it.

If life gives you people who misunderstand your username..


(its megaman X,fools!)

Johan0449
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Nomad

Ya tell it to them rightly then hang them by there toes off a cliff until they say "i'll never get your username wrong again!"

If life eats you cookie....

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I take another one from my jar.

If life gives you a headache...

Johan0449
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Johan0449
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Nomad

I give it one!

If life gives you a Pet mouse

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I get a pet cat.

If life gives you an alien...

Johan0449
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Nomad

i give it a cold (ya guys probably won't get that)

If life gives you a radio active scientist...

JohnGarell
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Peasant

I eat him!

If life gives you a bomb...

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