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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I give it to the radio active scientist!

If life gives you an offer o get free bullet hell shmups...

(offering for real!!!)

Johan0449
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Johan0449
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Nomad

i pass it up.

if life gives you an unlimited supply of napkins...

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
1,085 posts
Nomad

I puke on them.


If life gives you an offer o get free bullet hell shmups...

(offering for real!!!)

TacoNinja27
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TacoNinja27
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Nomad

I wonder what that is.

If life gives you a flaming toilet....

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

... throw boshy in it.

i life wants you to beat 'i wanna see you suffer'...

MEGAMANXPERT
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MEGAMANXPERT
1,085 posts
Nomad

I see the creator of it suffer.


If life gives you an offer to get free "shoot em up" games with almost impossible to dodge bullets/attacks/formations...

(offering for real!!!)

Doombreed
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Templar

I wouldn't take it.

If life gives you a foolish thread named "if life gives you..."

(let me guess. Maybe:

...I would post on it.

???)

MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I would countlessly spam on it until it gets locked.

If life gives you a neat custom armatar...

Doombreed
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Templar

I would prefer one better even if it is not custom.

If life gives you Chuck Noris tied up and chained without even him being able to break his chains...

MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I release him and get my 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollir revard.

If life gives you epic boss fight music and yet..no boss to fight...

Doombreed
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Templar

I release him and get my 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollir revard.

If life gives you epic boss fight music and yet..no boss to fight...


You mean you get your Roundhouse kick in the face reward because he'll think you are involved in his chaining up.

I would copy it, and play it every time i play a boss fight in a game...

If life gives you the most disgusting thing you could ever imagine and tells you to dive in it...
kingjac11
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Nomad

Dive in a pile of I.T

If life gives you justin beiber's voice.

Doombreed
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Doombreed
7,022 posts
Templar

Go perform Surgery and change it.

If life gives you Bugs bunny...

Johan0449
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Johan0449
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Nomad

I give him a carrot!

If life gives you a button and says "don't press it or eles something vary bad will happen"...

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

keep the reciet and return it
if live gives u a bee hive

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