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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Doombreed
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Templar

Go perform Surgery and change it.

If life gives you Bugs bunny...

Johan0449
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Johan0449
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Nomad

I give him a carrot!

If life gives you a button and says "don't press it or eles something vary bad will happen"...

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

keep the reciet and return it
if live gives u a bee hive

starcraftfan123
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starcraftfan123
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Nomad

PLAY SOME GAMES!

if life gives you a suicide booth...

acmed
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acmed
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Nomad

you give it to the emo (:

if life gives you slavery

Johan0449
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Johan0449
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Nomad

i get Abraham Lincoln!

If life gives you a armored battle turtle...

Alexistigerspice
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Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

You ride it around terrorizing the nearby cities.

If life gives you a chicken stapled to a cow...

naruto71012
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naruto71012
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Shepherd

get a staple remover.

if life gives you the power to fly

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
2,081 posts
Nomad

you die.

if life gives you a zombie spawner made out of obsidion...

Muncher
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Muncher
132 posts
Nomad

you join the zombies

if like gives you cookies

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
2,081 posts
Nomad

die.

if life gives you 2 of every animal on earth stuck in a boat and a beat the crap outta every single one device...

FallenSky
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FallenSky
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Peasant

I wait for the rain, and I do not have sex with the animals...Hmm, the Walrus though...

If life gives you coffee, infinite coffee!

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

die from too much coffee.

if life gives you chuck norris powers...

Muncher
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Muncher
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Nomad

Met chuck norris

if life gives you a mountain

Oakesy
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Farmer

climb to the top

if life gives you a window...

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