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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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coolman75
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stop posting here


STOP POSTING HERE!

coolman75
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coolman75
27 posts
Nomad

my brother was on srry

d_dude
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d_dude
3,523 posts
Peasant

Compress that nothing until it blows up into a universe.

If life gives you a baby pig...

016Bramble
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016Bramble
408 posts
Nomad

wait for it to grow and make bacon!

If life gives you rotten tomatoes...

d_dude
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d_dude
3,523 posts
Peasant

Bribe the critics so they rate your movie better.

If life gives you a steel short sword....

LEAPretard
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LEAPretard
1,328 posts
Nomad

teleport back into the 1700's.


If life gives you Waffles...

ericthai1
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ericthai1
1,030 posts
Nomad

Spend them all on something stupid.

If lives gives you war.......

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

Be on the winning side.

If life gives you wrongful imprisonment...

xmmxpert
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xmmxpert
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Nomad

Then whine.

If life gives you a sandwitch that's twice as big as your arm...

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Then ask for a to-go box.

If life gives you poisoned wine...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
80 posts
Nomad

Than don't drink the wine.

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
80 posts
Nomad

If life sends a lion to eat your crocodile...

xNightwish
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xNightwish
1,608 posts
Nomad

Yu kill the lion

If life gives you a mobile

MagicTree
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MagicTree
749 posts
Nomad

Ring life and ask for something better.
If life gives you poisonous lemons....

MrStuff
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Nomad

Turn it into lemonade and sell it. XP

If life gives you a chicken...

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