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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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MagicTree
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Nomad

Blend it and also sell it in your growing Bad Drinks Stand.
If life gives you the power to the universe...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

Then destroy life

if life gives you a bee larva...

xNightwish
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xNightwish
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Nomad

Wait till it becomes a bee.
If live gives u 19 dollar

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Create an army of bees to take over the tri-state area.

If life gives you a platypus...

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

NINJA'D!

Buy a used game.

If life gives you a platypus...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

cook it and eat it.

if life burns you house down.

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Check your insurance policy.

If life steals your car...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

Than burn life to death and make coffins from life's ashes.

If life gives you a tree that grows money...

MagicTree
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MagicTree
749 posts
Nomad

buy a watering can
if life lets you fly...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

Fly up and steal lifes wallet.

If life sends a bird to peck your shoulder all day...

dair5
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dair5
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Shepherd

Buy a gun.

If life gives you a spaceship...

kingofwar1234
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kingofwar1234
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Peasant

use the spaceship to go kill the marshins on mars.

if life gives you a girlfriend/boyfriend...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

Dump you old one.

If life gives you apples...

kingofwar1234
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kingofwar1234
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Peasant

chuck them at life....


if life gives you a sister

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Teach her to be your slave.

If life gives you dirty water...

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