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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Dump it on life
If life gives u nothing....

dair5
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dair5
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Shepherd

demand that life give you something.

if life gives you a chocolate bar...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

Chop it up and put it on your ice cream.

If life eat's you house...

godandd
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godandd
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Nomad

build another.

If life gives you death...

BennyBee007
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BennyBee007
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Nomad

Give it back, extremely quickly.

If life shoot's a bald eagle...

kingofwar1234
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kingofwar1234
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Peasant

tell life that the eagle was the last one on earth.


if life gives you a gun...

godandd
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godandd
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Nomad

Kill life

If life gives you the end of the world and you cant give it back...

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Give it to ur sister!
If life gives u a monkey

kingofwar1234
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kingofwar1234
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Peasant

Use the monkey for a butler.


If life gives you a pinapple and a mixer...

swagman
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swagman
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Nomad

Make smoothies

If life gives you a sword...

Roger721
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Roger721
1,100 posts
Nomad

Stab a rock with it.

If life gives you a broken cellphone...

GhostOfMatrix
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GhostOfMatrix
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Herald

Fix it!

If life gives you a time machine...

rivercrab01
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rivercrab01
1,242 posts
Nomad

Destroy the passage of time.

If life gives you zombies...

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Get a wunderwaffe.

If life gives you a chance to win a new car...

rivercrab01
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rivercrab01
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Nomad

Steal the car before life changes it's mind.

If life gives you a metaphor...

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