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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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stephenking
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Sell yourself to life, then betray life.

If life gives you oranges and tells you to make lemonade...

aamer13
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Nomad

buy some lemons and make lemenade, then drink the lemonade.

Im going to try again...

If life gives you a bomb, without a denator, but does give you a denator that has no bomb, would you fuse, the red 1 wire with the blue 6 wire and fuse the orange 8 wire with the green 4 wire or would you fuse the yellow 5 wire to the blue 2 wire and fuse the purple 32 wire with the pink 9 wire?

stephenking
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Nomad

Use it on aamer13.

If life gives you lemons but you don't have a lemonade maker...

stephenking
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stephenking
2,413 posts
Nomad

Throw it at life.

If life gives you a flashlight...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Eat it.

If life gives you the Death Star...

ide4749
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ide4749
310 posts
Nomad

sk8 it!!!!!

if life gives u armorgames....

gamer1111111
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gamer1111111
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Farmer

Play it until you can't play it no more.

If life gives you a jack knife.....

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Stab pillows with it.

If life gives you a rat infestation...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Give the zombie pie.

If life gives you a very intelligent zombie...

ide4749
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ide4749
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Nomad

well then u celabrate hanika (sorry if i misspelled)

If life gives u 1 billion dollars then.......

happyfacedoggy
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happyfacedoggy
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Nomad

donate it to homeless children
If life give you an untrained penguin...

ide4749
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ide4749
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Nomad

KILL IT!!!!!

if life gives u gum..

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Take it and chew it. Just as long as it isn't mint.

If life gives you a second chance...

ide4749
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ide4749
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Nomad

then it fails

if life gives u a wife.......

DevilishConcoction
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Be female.
... (awkward)
If life makes you homsexual...

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