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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
1,211 posts
Nomad

Ask for more.
If life builds you a house...

happyfacedoggy
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happyfacedoggy
40 posts
Nomad

Live in it.
If live gives you an antagonist...

skittlezareAWESOME
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skittlezareAWESOME
54 posts
Nomad

Be the protagonist.
If life gave you horrible lemons. . .

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Dump it into the bin.

If life gives you a gunshot...

ichigo773
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ichigo773
1,046 posts
Nomad

Give life a gunshot.

If life gives you a Darkfire45...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Give my clone back and ask for something better.

If life gives you StormWalker...

ichigo773
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ichigo773
1,046 posts
Nomad

Ask what StormWalker is

If life gives you a clone and says DEAL WITH IT...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Use it to get out of annoying situations.

If life gives you suicide...

bryceop
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bryceop
103 posts
Nomad

shoot yourself to avoid it.

if life gives you runs out of annoying forum posts...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

die in a grave.

If life gives you a nuklier mizile...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

rule the world with it.

if life give you peace...

Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
1,211 posts
Nomad

Tell life that you don't need it.
If life had an affair with your boy/girlfriend...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

What girlfriend? I don't have one yet. :P

If life cheats at a game of cards with you...

aamer13
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aamer13
2,568 posts
Nomad

let life's girl/boyfriend cheat on you:P


If life gives you a bomb, without a denator, but does give you a denator that has no bomb, would you fuse, the red 1 wire with the blue 6 wire and fuse the orange 8 wire with the green 4 wire or would you fuse the yellow 5 wire to the blue 2 wire and fuse the purple 32 wire with the pink 9 wire?

stephenking
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stephenking
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Nomad

No.

If life gives you a computer...

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