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TSL3_needed
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This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.

You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.

This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).

Such as

Hex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*

LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!

That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.

With me promoting you as I wish.

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TSL3_needed
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Nomad

*Note: I do have to credit the idea to Firetail. As a result, he can join at anytime as a Lieutenant.

PrivatePapi
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Papi: I'm ready sir!

the_manta
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Pentagonal Duty-Free RPG (It Rhymes colon p!)

Fun to say.

Sorry. I'm done. Not an Arpeegee guy.

the_manta
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Ah, wait, I looked back at the rules again. This could be fun. It was just the word arpeegee that turned me away from this. :P

Lt Spencer: Reporting for duteh!

thisisnotanalt
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*joins as leader of the unsane*

*asks for promotion*

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

This seems a lot like the NES, but less usnane >.>

Do I get promoted as a result?

TSL3_needed
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Final note:

You guys execute missions while I'm at school.

Then I get on when I get home, and update it. I don't post after everyone of your guys' posts. You guys keep up on topic dialogue.

You guys will also help me write a play with your posts. Credited of course. But that's just a side effect.

Hex: Private Papi, you're in. And Manta, aww.

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Wat about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Pvt. Papi: What's my mission?

the_manta
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Peasant

And meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Wait, I want my name to be Lt. Leeroy Jenkins.

TSL3_needed
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This seems a lot like the NES, but less usnane >.>

Do I get promoted as a result?


Hex:

Opens file 'romotionpoints.exe'

Sets file as auto program.

Yes you do Alt. You are now Private First Class [PFC] Alt. Brilliant observation.

PVT Papi
PFC Alt

Prepare for Pentagon. . . ness.
Bronze
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Bronze: I'm here and I got a gun!

*Asks to be a Sgt*

the_manta
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Wait, wait, I do want to join, though.

Lt. Spencer!

TSL3_needed
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Hex: You must be your username. And everyone's a private to start. Makes it easier for me. Not that I really do much. I'm just a lowly supercomputer.

PVT Papi
PFC Alt
PVT Manta
PVT Bronze

With PFC Alt as your commander, you shall go mop the entire lower deck. It needs cleaning after all.

Executes file systemmopping.ssm

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Bronze: This lowly private crap sucks. Maybe my flamethrower can burn all the germs away?

(TSL, maybe I could be the illustrator for it?)

(Oh, and I went through JROTC a few years xD)

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