This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).Such asHex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.With me promoting you as I wish.
LT2 Firetail: *continues snoring*
Pvt. Moat: *stops dancing* Sure I can control myself. *turns on Hex*
LT2 Firetail: *mumbles in sleep*
Hex: *Fails to boot* *Lasagna sequence kicks in* *Boots up* Thank you? Please, move wires, maybe burn a motherboard or two. Come on, try!
Pvt. Moat: I told you it would work!!!! *moves wires*
LT2 Firetail: *falls off chair* *continues snoring*
PFC Manta: *Sigh* *Approaches Firetail**Whispers* Hey... wake up, sexy...
*Trips while trying to stop dancing and falls on the LT2*Pvt.Bronze: Well, that should do it. Umm, I can move them all I want but that doesn't mean anything good will happen.
Pvt. Moat: *replaces dusty, antique motherboard(no offense) with a brand new, high tech, high quality motherboard*
LT2 Firetail: *leg instinctively shoots up and kicks Manta in the stomach**Bronze lands on Manta*
Pvt. Moat: *installs new motherboard, cleans Hex, and optimizes wires.* There! He should be good to go! Hex, how are you feeling?
LT2 Firetail: *gets up* This is the new hex? Looks like Miley Cyrus.
PFC Manta: *Groan* Erk... is he awake?
Hex: *Mysteriously boots up* Thank you. Optimization complete. And Moat, offense taken. I no longer must call you by rank. And I'm faster!Hex: Now line up in front of Firetail please. We must do a physical test. He will administer it.
Pvt. Moat: Hex, how are you feeling? *replaces old wires with new ones(which will allow maximum hard drive, RAM, speed, internet speed, and pentium), and runs several tests to make sure it works and is compatible*
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