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Pvt Moat: Yes, sir! Now what would you like me to do?

Pvt Papi: When are we going to do some real mission? Something that involves me sniping perhaps...

Hex: The dessert is delicious. But you musn't eat it!

Hex: That is very poor. What about their free will tests?

Hex: PFC Alt is somewhere. No matter. PFC Manta is your new squad leader. Now, PVT Mav report to Subway.

Hex: No PVT Bronze!

PFC Manta: Thank you, sir! What now, sir?

LT2 Firetail: Free will tests? Most scored in around the 30s.

Pvt Mav: *Runs to the subway* *stands at attention*

Pvt. Moat: Hey PFC manta sir, what are we going to do now?
PFC Manta: I don't know.
Pvt. Moat: But you're squad leader
PFC Manta: Fine, fine. Let's go get some chocolate cake!

(Oops, misread that we weren't supposed to eat it, but anyway I already did it...)

Pvt.Bronze: Wait I wasn't supposed to eat it? Crap!
*Gets ready for a shockin*

Hex Chocolate cake sounds great! Create Chocolatecake.eat for me will you.

Hex: Now all of you, ALL of you, come to my terminal please. I need you.

PVT Mav: *runs back to the Pentagon, and enters terminal gasping* Gasp, Gasp, *stands at attention*

Pvt. Moat: *goes to terminal, but while walking, talks* Um, Hex, why are we coming to your terminal? I'm coming, but why? I'd like some info please. *eats slice of chocolate cake and saves some for Hex*. Sorry people there's no utensils or plates, hope that's ok.

Pvt Papi: *drags myself back to the Pentagon and sighs* Ready sir!

Pvt.Bronze: Alrighty I'm here, and you have a very nice polish sir, the chrome is kind of over the top though. And I've had enough dessert PFC Manta, don't need any cake.

PFC Manta: Run Chocolatecake.eat_Delicious
Squad! Report to terminal!

LT2 Firetail: *walks to terminal with hands full of papers* *bonks into the door*