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Pvt. Moat: Already there, sir! *salutes*. Sir, no offense, but you ran that sequence incorrectly. It should go like this.
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PFC: Good work, private Moat! You passed the test!
Hex! Squad reporting for duty!

Hex: Please, I just need the program. I can do sequences. *Expects chocolatecake.eat*

Hex PFC Manta! Get the door for LT2 Firetail.

Pvt. Moat: Thank you, sir! *salutes*.

PVT Mav: *eyes glaze over*

LT2 Firetail: I can take care of myself perfectly sir. *slips on fallen paper, falls over again*

PFC Manta: *Gets door for LT2 Firetail* *Chocolatecake.eat*
Sufficient?

Pvt.Bronze: I think you could of moved a hlaf step faster Manta, sir. Just a suggestion, next time you move to the door drop your shoulders.

Hex: Sufficient.

Hex: All of you. I need you to start moving the wires around to start optimizing me. And don't kill me. Please. And turn me back on when you think you have it right. *Goes into shut off mode*

Pvt.Bronze: Do you think he needs these wires over here Pvt.Papi? Oh, and do you still have my flamethrower, I see some dust back here that needs to be gotten rid of.

Pvt. Moat: Don't worry, Hex. I used to be an engineer before I joined the military. And before that I was a kick-arse gunman. *optimizes wires*. There! Good as new! *double checks to make sure it's right, then turns on*

PFC Manta: PVT Mav! Put that bbq sauce down before you start working on hex!

PVT Mav: Connects the blue wire with the red wire...

LT2 Firetail: *falls asleep*

Hex: Grfafj fjeifkif jdoqfjiwegt jegsw. Gjqqwea fraefae?