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TSL3_needed
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Nomad

This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.

You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.

This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).

Such as

Hex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*

LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!

That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.

With me promoting you as I wish.

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Maverick4
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Peasant

PVT Mav: I dont have BBQ sauce!

Bronze
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Peasant

Pvt.Bronze: Moat, why did you turn him on!

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Pvt Papi: You guys...useless...*turns Hex off and fiddles around with the wires* He's good to go!

the_manta
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Peasant

PFC: Don't lie to me Private! Drop and give me 50! Moat! Turn Hex off again!

Moabarmorgamer
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Nomad

Pvt. Moat: *sigh*. *turns Hex off again*
Don't turn him on yet, people. I'll just do this to revive him. The pure deliciousness should make positively certain he turns on correctly and with optimized wires. Unfortunately, I'll have to do a sequence, since he's off.
[op=eat.lasagna/delicious]lick-chew-swallow][/eat=lasagna]

Maverick4
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Peasant

PVT Mav: Yessir! Push 'em out Sir!

1... 2... 3...

Moabarmorgamer
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Nomad

Pvt. Moat: PFC Manta, sir, Hex is good to go! The eat lasagna sequence was completed successfully! We can turn him on again!

the_manta
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Peasant

PFC: Now, all of you except for Mav and Papi, I want you to start doing Michael Jackson's Thriller dance!

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Pvt Papi: I didn't do anything wrong! He's fixed I tell you! I used to fix all sorts of machines when I was younger!

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

LT2 Firetail: *snores*

Bronze
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Peasant

Pvt.Bronze: He said except you Pvt.Papi *sigh* If only You hadn't of lost my flamethrower.

Moabarmorgamer
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Nomad

Pvt. Moat: I respectfully decline, sir! Hex is our true leader, and I am telling you he's fixed! I will not lose my last vestiges of self respect by dancing Thriller!

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

LT2 Firetail: *still snores*

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Pvt Papi: So I didn't do anything wrong?
Pvt Moat: *starts dancing* Can't...control...m-myself...
Pvt Papi: *smiles*

the_manta
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PFC: Free will. I respect that.
Uh- gah... someone wake up LT2 Firetail.

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