As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.
Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.
Fine if you don't want my pie and lemonade that REVIVES people, dun take it
MEEEEEHHHH! Gimme! Pwease? Who wants Insane Moat's cookies? Straight Moat: *sigh* Don't take em. Insane Moat: *cries* You don't like my cookie...*cries* Straight Moat: Well of course I don't. You put arsenic, botulinum, and all other kinds of toxins in them. Insane Moat: But...that's what makes it delicious! Straight Moat: But it causes agonizing death! Insane Moat: That's the fun part! Straight Moat: *facepalm*
MEEEEEHHHH! Gimme! Pwease? Who wants Insane Moat's cookies? Straight Moat: *sigh* Don't take em. Insane Moat: *cries* You don't like my cookie...*cries* Straight Moat: Well of course I don't. You put arsenic, botulinum, and all other kinds of toxins in them. Insane Moat: But...that's what makes it delicious! Straight Moat: But it causes agonizing death! Insane Moat: That's the fun part! Straight Moat: *facepalm*
...do they have nuts? I hate nuts, and no Anthrax?
...do they have nuts? I hate nuts, and no Anthrax?
Do you count pumpkin seeds as nuts? And...is methane OK? And mustard gas?
*Noms an insane Moat cookie*
Insane Moat: You like my cookies! You're the only one that does! I'll love you FOREVER! *hugs manta tight* Mantacore: *choking from tight hug*Insane...let...me...go Insane Moat: *chokes mantacore even after he survived Insane's cookies*
*Spits out cookie crumbs* Innnn-*wheeze*saaaaane. Let me- *Hack* go!
Insane Moat: What? Oohh...I see. You're using that thing that my psychologist, Dr. Hynamen, uses. What's it called? Gay Moat: Reverth thycology? Insane Moat: Yeah, that's it. You're using reverse psychology. That's cool. I'll do what you ask, cuz we're bestest friends! *squeezes tighter* Mind-Moat: Jesus tapdancing Christ Insane you're choking him! *pulls Insane off Mantacore* Manta: *wheeze*Thank...you...Mind... Insane: *Crying* Why do all my friends hate my hugs?! *blubbering and bawling*
Ve vill start now. Yes, it's possible. The first bit is a briefing for the sergeants. I'm the general.
<IC now>
You guys are basically Team Gozara: World Police now. Go around. Talk to people. Know the world. See the world. You have free reign over the world now.
You'll have a few trainees join you soon, so get some Spec Ops-issue stuff to give them. You'll need to give them training from time to time, preferably live combat. something's gotta break soon. Expect a war sometime in the next 10 years. Countries never own everything for long.
Name: Moat Class: Pain Troop/Terminator/Shock Trooper Level: 16 HP: 28/28 Attack: 25 Defense: 8 MP: 58/58 Equipment: .45 SMG Atk+5, Machete Weapon: .44 Magnum, Armor: Tactical Suit Def+1 Skills: -Full Auto (pumps a whole clip into an opponent, triple damage attack, costs 6 MP) -Napalm Shot (reloads weapon with a clip of napalm bullets, doubles damage for next three attacks of for one Full Auto, adds fire damage, ignores armor, costs 10 MP) -Excruciate: Cause immense pain to one enemy. Effects alter based on enemy. 10 MP. -Plague: Poison all enemies. 15 MP, +5/level. -Rush: Rushes and attacks an opponent. x2 damage, ignores armor. MP cost is = to current level + 5. -Bleed out: Shoot the femoral arteries, causing immense blood loss to opponent. Opponent will lose 20% of remaining health each turn for 5 turns. Costs 12 MP.
I go explore whatever city I'm in. Best to see where I am.
