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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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Moabarmorgamer
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Alright.
After punching Burnt a few times in the stomach, I kick him in the crotch, likely causing him to bend over, then I swing in an uppercut and follow up with a few light jabs.
Taadaa!
P.S- Sorry about kicking you there, Burnt.

Moabarmorgamer
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Name: Moat
Class: Pain Troop/Terminator/Shock Trooper
Level: 16
HP: 28/28
Attack: 25
Defense: 8
MP: 58/58
Equipment: .45 SMG Atk+5, Machete
Weapon: .44 Magnum,
Armor: Tactical Suit Def+1
Skills:
-Full Auto (pumps a whole clip into an opponent, triple damage attack, costs 6 MP)
-Napalm Shot (reloads weapon with a clip of napalm bullets, doubles damage for next three attacks of for one Full Auto, adds fire damage, ignores armor, costs 10 MP)
-Excruciate: Cause immense pain to one enemy. Effects alter based on enemy. 10 MP.
-Plague: Poison all enemies. 15 MP, +5/level.
-Rush: Rushes and attacks an opponent. x2 damage, ignores armor. MP cost is = to current level + 5.
-Bleed out: Shoot the femoral arteries, causing immense blood loss to opponent. Opponent will lose 20% of remaining health each turn for 5 turns. Costs 12 MP.

Ah dangit I was ninja'd. Alright, I'll go to Gozara Slave Sector 42024 and report in. No need to scream it.(lol)

Burnt
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ATTENTION SQUAD
We just received orders from HQ, they want us back in Gozara immediately !!! Moat, we'll have a talk bout that later...
Everyone in the Pelican (Our very own airship) MOVE MOVE MOVE
*15 minutes later*

Burnt
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its 12 o'clock here and its really been a busy day so cya tomorrow. please don't go too far with the story while im afk

zlith
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============="oficial stuff"=============
Name: Samuel Smith
Nickname: Vise
class: Yari
=============stats 'n' such=============
HP: 20/20
MP: 40/40
Atk: 2 [+4] (physical attack damage halved)
Def: 2 [+2]
Lvl: 1 [0/???]
===============i-tems=================
Weapon: Laser Rifle Atk+4 (magic damage x1.5)
Armor: Cybernetic Armor Def+2 [Special: Energy Node (10% chance to let a skill be used without MP cost)]
Msc: none
================skillz=================
Abilities:
---Shock (charges the enemy with electricity, does normal damage, costs 5 MP)
---Incinerate (destroys an enemy with sheer force, does quadruple damage, costs 15 MP)
---Snap Freeze (stuns an enemy, does normal damage, costs 7 MP)
Weapon Abilities: none

Ok, I get on the airship. I'll strike up a conversation with another soldier.

thisisnotanalt
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Name: Alt
Class: God
HP: 99999999999999999999999999999
MP: 99999999999999999999999999999
Atk: 99999999999999999999999999999 [+infinite attack]
Def: 99999999999999999999999999999 [+ infintie defense]
Level infinite
Weapon: the Spork
Armor: the Blood-Soaked Snuggie

Skills: Annihilate: Utterly destroys the entire Universe.
Punish: Kills Burn and Moar for fighting for no reason.

Alt uses Punish.

Burn and Moat take 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage.

They've been revived.

Moat permanently loses 3 levels. Take away 6 from every stat.

Burn permanently loses 3 levels. Take away 6 from every stat.

That's what you get for fighting.

Zlith, you guys are the only soldiers on the ship~

Moabarmorgamer
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Name: Moat
Class: Pain Troop/Terminator/Shock Trooper
Level: 10
HP: 22/22
Attack: 19
Defense: 2
MP: 52/52
Equipment: .45 SMG Atk+5, Machete
Weapon: .44 Magnum,
Armor: Tactical Suit Def+1
Skills:
-Full Auto (pumps a whole clip into an opponent, triple damage attack, costs 6 MP)
-Napalm Shot (reloads weapon with a clip of napalm bullets, doubles damage for next three attacks of for one Full Auto, adds fire damage, ignores armor, costs 10 MP)
-Excruciate: Cause immense pain to one enemy. Effects alter based on enemy. 10 MP.
-Plague: Poison all enemies. 15 MP, +5/level.
-Rush: Rushes and attacks an opponent. x2 damage, ignores armor. MP cost is = to current level + 5.
-Bleed out: Shoot the femoral arteries, causing immense blood loss to opponent. Opponent will lose 20% of remaining health each turn for 5 turns. Costs 12 MP.

Aww...it was just practice. =(
What do you want me to do now?

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Jdogg the Foot Soldier
Level 1
HP: 35/35
Attack: 3; +3
Defense: 3; +3
MP: 10/10
Equipment
-Weapon: Assault Rifle Atk+3
-Armor: Military Armor Def+3
Skills
-Double Tap (shoots enemy twice, costs 3 MP)
-Stimulant (doubles damage of attacks for the next turn, costs 4 MP)

Let's make this BEAST

Im sprinting through the forest, just recieving the call. Everything is a blur, but I know where I'm going. I jump up, swing on a branch, and roll to break my fall. I sprint to a bridge and jump on a car, then to another, and onto a street pull. Onto a McDonalds, then a restaurant, then sporthouse, then a tall building. I slide down the garbage shoot. Jumping in time to miss the garbage. Roll again too break my fall, then I sprint. Steal a parked bike, ride it, jump onto a statue and slide down it onto a bench. Then I get a jet ski, ride to the ship, jump onto the anchor, climb up and get on the airship to go to SLAVE SECTOR 42024.

thisisnotanalt
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Moat and Burn, I was kidding :P

Next time, though, I'll be ttly srs.

Yeah, jdogg cool. You can run fast. xD

You're all on the ship, now. Going there.

lalala12
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...THE HECK?!

*Saves spot for later even though you can't edit while reading everything else*

lalala12
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In the meantime, I look at the ship and see what type of nuclear reacator powers it
...
Or maybe wood...

jdoggparty
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Yeah, jdogg cool. You can run fast. xD


Can that be one of my bonus skills just cuz
lalala12
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*Plays the role of Kain and trips jdogg*

jdoggparty
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How can you trip me I am sitting on the ship.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... dont fight. Remember Alt is ttyl srs this time about his godly powers.

g2g do homework for like 5mins

lalala12
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But....ALT MADE KAIN DO IT TO MEEEEEEE

Btw, where IS Kain? D: He ran awayyyyy

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