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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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Moabarmorgamer
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Towards the village

lalala12
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*trips over rock and falls onto moat into a tree*

Oops?

Moabarmorgamer
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Oops indeed.
How did you get to be a sergeant in the first place? xP
Ah, well. Try hard not to be clumsy this time. We'll set up a command base in the village.

jdoggparty
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I go to the village too! Are we supposed to post our sheets?

lalala12
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*Noms command post*

Oops...

thisisnotanalt
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You go to the village.

you arrive, and see bodies burning. And houses. There are people fighting, people fighting back . . . civilians and slaves, all vying for life and domination. You decide to help out. You split into a party of sergeants and trainees, and go down different streets. Your goal is to push back the clowns from the town.

Sergeant team encountered 3 Clown Ringleaders!

Clown Ringleader
Psychotic Clown Ringleader
Insecure Clown Ringleader

vs.

the Sergeants


Trainees encountered 3 clown Noobs!

Jealous Clown noob
Bipolar Clown noob
Loudmouth Clown noob

vs.
the trainees!

Trainees go first, then sergeants.

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Keep in min d that you can string attacks together, use dialog, and attack in a strategic or intelligent manner. Use your cleverness to your advantage!

lalala12
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I CHARGE AT THE CLOWN USING MY SWORD

>

Then I shoot a pot roast at him...which i steal from the village XD

THen I lick salt

Then I go to sleep (NO NOT THE BEDTIME DEVICE)

lalala12
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Oh alt, timezone?

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Name: Moat
Class: Pain Troop/Terminator/Shock Trooper
Level: 16
HP: 28/28
Attack: 25
Defense: 8
MP: 58/58
Equipment: .45 SMG Atk+5, Machete
Weapon: .44 Magnum,
Armor: Tactical Suit Def+1
Skills:
-Full Auto (pumps a whole clip into an opponent, triple damage attack, costs 6 MP)
-Napalm Shot (reloads weapon with a clip of napalm bullets, doubles damage for next three attacks of for one Full Auto, adds fire damage, ignores armor, costs 10 MP)
-Excruciate: Cause immense pain to one enemy. Effects alter based on enemy. 10 MP.
-Plague: Poison all enemies. 15 MP, +5/level.
-Rush: Rushes and attacks an opponent. x2 damage, ignores armor. MP cost is = to current level + 5.
-Bleed out: Shoot the femoral arteries, causing immense blood loss to opponent. Opponent will lose 20% of remaining health each turn for 5 turns. Costs 12 MP.

Alright.
I shoot the Clown Ringleader with my Magnum quickly, then activate(or whatever)my Napalm Shot skill.

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I'm on AG time, just so you guize know.

Bob, which clown?

You miss the first shot, then you hit him in the shoulder for the 2nd shot. He takes 222 damage, before taking out a fake flower and spraying medicinal water on his shoulder. He's healed for 200 of it, and lasting injuries are sealed up.

The insecure one tries to rip out Moat's heart, but he hurts his hand. Moat takes a big blow to the chest for 66 damage. The clown takes 12 damage.

Moabarmorgamer
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0.o I'm dead already?
That sucks lol.

thisisnotanalt
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You have 68 hP >.<

You forgot to update it . . . .

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Name: Moat
Class: Pain Troop/Terminator/Shock Trooper
Level: 16
HP: 2/68
Attack: 25
Defense: 8
MP: 58/58
Equipment: .45 SMG Atk+5, Machete
Weapon: .44 Magnum,
Armor: Tactical Suit Def+1
Skills:
-Full Auto (pumps a whole clip into an opponent, triple damage attack, costs 6 MP)
-Napalm Shot (reloads weapon with a clip of napalm bullets, doubles damage for next three attacks of for one Full Auto, adds fire damage, ignores armor, costs 10 MP)
-Excruciate: Cause immense pain to one enemy. Effects alter based on enemy. 10 MP.
-Plague: Poison all enemies. 15 MP, +5/level.
-Rush: Rushes and attacks an opponent. x2 damage, ignores armor. MP cost is = to current level + 5.
-Bleed out: Shoot the femoral arteries, causing immense blood loss to opponent. Opponent will lose 20% of remaining health each turn for 5 turns. Costs 12 MP.

Darn. Wish I was a tank or something.
Alright, I use Excruciate on the most powerful enemy, hopefully temporarily incapacitating them. Then I ask one of the other sergeants to heal me.
>.> Embarrassing.

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-< CC BURN >-
-< Co Host >-
- LVL: [?]
- HP: [50/50]
- MP: [22/22]
- Attack: [11]
- Defense: [10]
- Weapon: LAZOR; Napalm Pistols
- Armor: Light-Speed Suit (Defense +1)
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I run in circle around the clowns in the speed of light, shooting inward towards them.
In case that fails, i use my mystical kongfu powers to summon a truck to fall on their heads.
Just in case that fails too, which i seriously doubt, i just blast the cr@p out of them with my LAZOR (i upgraded my NERD to the LAZOR)
which level am i ???

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