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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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lalala12
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That leaves yew with no moar mp for skillz...

jdoggparty
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Jdogg
Foot Soldier
Level 1
Status
HP: 35/35
MP: 10/10
Stats
Attack: 3; +3 (-3 temporarily)
Defense: 3; +3
Equipment
Weapon: Assault Rifle Atk+3
Armor: Military Armor Def+3
Skills
Double Tap (shoots enemy twice, costs 3 MP)
Stimulant (doubles damage of attacks for the next turn, costs 4 MP)

I will shoot randomly. The Clown just through a pie at my face

thisisnotanalt
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Clown Noobs: 140 HP/25 MP/4 attack/1 defense

Clown Ringleaders: 1200 HP/88 MP/12 attack/1 defense

Skills: Any sort of clownish thing you can think of >.>

lalala12
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Uhh...I still don't know how much hp the clowns have...zlith incinerates the jealous clown for....32 damage!

Jdogg shoots randomly and...hits once, for 5 damage...(jealous clown)

lalala12
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Yay alt!

Nao go calculate the sergeant thingies

thisisnotanalt
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That was an epic ninja.

A random ninja comes in and attacks the jealous clown for 12 damager. He al0so punches Bob with a muffin for 12 X 10^-2 damage.

lalala12
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0.12 damage?

Ow...

thisisnotanalt
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Ttly.

And I did calculate the sergeant enemy's stats.

lalala12
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...
But our moves we did

I headshot him w/ the sniper...the psycho

thisisnotanalt
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The headshot bounces off his fake nose, bounces off the stars swirling around Burn's head, and hits the psycho clown in the back of the head for a destructive 1638 damage plus tax.

lalala12
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O_o

Wow....so who's left?

thisisnotanalt
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The psychotic and insecure ringleaders are still left, as well as John Lennon and the Taxman.

lalala12
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Oh wait...I killed the psychotic one....and jess killed the insecure one I think...

TSL3_needed
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I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to do.

I'm a paladin though.

That's all I know.

lalala12
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So heal people

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