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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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thisisnotanalt
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You're fighting the last living clown noob at this point.

You deliver a crushing blow, smearing his makeup and causing him to bleed. You deal 67 damage, and he bleeds for 20 damage. He's almost dead.

lalala12
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*Shoots pie at wiliex*

It's yummeh

Burnt
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-< CC BURN >-
-< Co Host >-
- LVL: [20]
- HP: [1/64]
- Attack: [11]
- Defense: [10]
- Weapon: LAZOR; Napalm Pistols
- Armor: Light-Speed Suit (Defense +1)
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A blast of energy shoots from under the burning remains of a house and makes the last clown go BOOM in a cloud of colorful snowflakes.
You see my hand weakly holding the LAZOR from under the wreckage.
* loses 4 hp in waiting *
" Can someone help me get this offa me..."
" and if you could bring a medpack it would be very nice. Yeah some lemonade would do too."
Ouch...

Burnt
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Yeah a kiss would do as well
lol

Burnt
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dont get me wrong
i mean from jess :P

jezz
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~Jess~
Class: ShockTrooper/Phoenix
Level: 20
(Exp: 30)
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HP: [72/72]
MP: [46/46]
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Attack: 26 (+339) = 365
Defense: 6 (+5) = 11
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Equipped Weapon: Thor's Hammer (+306 Atk)
Weapons: Thor's Hammer (+306 Atk), ShockHammer (+62 Atk)
Equipped Armour: Kinetic armour (+5 Def, +33 Atk)
Armour: Kinetic armour (+5 Def, +33 Atk), Power Suit (+4 Def, +3 Atk)
~
Skills:
-Full Auto (3x damage, -6MP)
-Napalm Shot (2x damage for 3 attacks/1 Full Auto attack, -10MP)
-Headshot (-10%accuracy, x4 DMG, -7MP)
-Crush (x3 damage, -4MP)
-Quicken (+ party speed, -15MP)
-Ashes (1x full health revive, -30MP)
-Pillar of Fire (1x enemy obliteration, x10 damage, -0MP) (5 uses per battle, uses increase by one every three levels)
-Rebirth (x4 Self Revival/battle, -20MP/Rebirth)
-Heat Wave (shocks enemies, temp NS failure, immobilises for 1-7 turns, -15-40MP)
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"Ahhh gosh I'm so sorry Burn!"

* loses 4 hp in waiting *

Since you lost 4HP, you died. Which is perfect 'cause I can revive you!

*revives*

Now um.. er..

Yeah a kiss would do as well
...
from jess

*raises eyebrow*
lalala12
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*Facepalm*

Alt didn't count in the healing bullet spam I did

*shoots pie at burn*

thisisnotanalt
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*counts in healing bullet spam*

Everyone gets healed for 50 HP!

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Name: Moat
Class: Pain Troop/Terminator/Shock Trooper
Level: 16
HP: 52/68
Attack: 25
Defense: 8
MP: 46/58
Equipment: .45 SMG Atk+5, Machete
Weapon: .44 Magnum,
Armor: Tactical Suit Def+1
Skills:
-Full Auto (pumps a whole clip into an opponent, triple damage attack, costs 6 MP)
-Napalm Shot (reloads weapon with a clip of napalm bullets, doubles damage for next three attacks of for one Full Auto, adds fire damage, ignores armor, costs 10 MP)
-Excruciate: Cause immense pain to one enemy. Effects alter based on enemy. 10 MP.
-Plague: Poison all enemies. 15 MP, +5/level.
-Rush: Rushes and attacks an opponent. x2 damage, ignores armor. MP cost is = to current level + 5.
-Bleed out: Shoot the femoral arteries, causing immense blood loss to opponent. Opponent will lose 20% of remaining health each turn for 5 turns. Costs 12 MP.

I'll chuck my machete at the nearest clown. Either he catches it and is distracted or he doesn't, and gets impaled. Then I shoot a few waves of bullets over all of them, finally I reload with Napalm Shot.

lalala12
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...there is no reloading in this game

(Meaning you're supposed to put napalm shot FIRST)

And yew can't use full auto w/ the magnus...

What's with people and throwing their weapons at enemies, losing them?!

jezz
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What's with people and throwing their weapons at enemies, losing them?!

I suppose once the enemies are killed, the weapons can be retrieved?

Also, all the clown leaders have been deaded already.

Unless Moat is battling alongside the trainees?
Moabarmorgamer
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Moat: Do I look like a trainee to you?
Mind-Moat: Well, you are kind of short...
Moat: Shut up. Where is Alt? What shall we do now? And where is the newb party?

jezz
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"Well Moat, if you're not a trainee you're tryin ta battle thin air since

all the clown leaders have been deaded already.


*grins*"
Moabarmorgamer
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Rawr...
Meh not a trainee!
Meh didn't realize they had already been deaded.
Let'z go help teh trainees!

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So all the clowns are dead now? When we fight together you have to be very active

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