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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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thisisnotanalt
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Ninjaman does 1222 damage. He then goes to get a sandwich.

424242424242424242424242

42!!!!!!!!!1



The clown is almost done for.

He heals himself for 100 hp.

lalala12
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i shoot my homework at him, making him confused at all the homeworkness (BRAIN DAMAGE! )

jdoggparty
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Then I run up and start beating him with my gun!!!

zlith
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While they are doing strange attacks, I'll sneak up by it, put my gun to its head, be all Matrixy and say "dodge this" and then I'll shoot.

Moabarmorgamer
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I shoot his hands, thus preventing him from using them.

jdoggparty
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I think he is dead. Cuz he was paralyzed and i started beatig him, so he had no chance once he was un-paralyzed. then zlith shoots his head. and if he doesn't die moat kills his hands... LawL

lalala12
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Yeah he definetly died...

Now what alt? I wanna hav ea look at his medicinal water that healed so much >_>

Burnt
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Yo check the water, and the dead clown sprays you with it. You gain +1 permanent HP. And lose 1 MP. Yo find out how to use clown's healing water to make healing potions. One potion per clown. One potion revives people and gives them 50 % oh their HP.
We carry on. Kain(Alt) stays behind drinking pink lemonade.

thisisnotanalt
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You all totally obliterate him.

And so, you continue, on your toes. As you approach the forest, you hear circus sounds. Stepping into the camp, you look around . . . and all you see is a tape recorder playing a circus recording and a juice box next to it.

YOu hafta investigate itttt.

zlith
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============="oficial stuff"=============
Name: Samuel Smith
Nickname: Vise
class: Yari
=============stats 'n' such=============
HP: 20/20
MP: 40/40
Atk: 2 [+4] (physical attack damage halved)
Def: 2 [+2]
Lvl: 1
Exp: 30
===============i-tems=================
Weapon: Laser Rifle Atk+4 (magic damage x1.5)
Armor: Cybernetic Armor Def+2 [Special: Energy Node (10% chance to let a skill be used without MP cost)]
Msc: none
================skillz=================
Abilities:
---Shock (charges the enemy with electricity, does normal damage, costs 5 MP)
---Incinerate (destroys an enemy with sheer force, does quadruple damage, costs 15 MP)
---Snap Freeze (stuns an enemy, does normal damage, costs 7 MP)
Weapon Abilities: none

I'll shake the juice-box to see if it still has juice.

jdoggparty
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I cover zlith in case of an assault. And I have a feeling its a bomb...

thisisnotanalt
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The juice box is full. The straw hasn't even been taken out yet.

lalala12
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Well being me, I...
1. Drink the yummeh juice!
2. Sit on the recorder...

thisisnotanalt
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You drink the juice. Tastehhhhhhhhhhh.

Then, you sit on the recorder. It's awkward to sit on, so you get up.

lalala12
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I rewind the recorder and listen to it...

If it tries to blow up I eat it

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