As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.
Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.
Hull 3000 HP Machine Gun Turret 750 HP The Clown Car uses Barrier! Barrier: 500 HP Barrier uses Barrier! Barrierarrier: 50 HP Barrierarrier uses Barrier! Barrierarrierarrier: 5 HP
The little barriers are in front of hte bigger ones, and you can't shsoot he car without killing the barriers...
Clown car's maching un turret shoots homework at Bob! Bob is stunned for a turn...or two ore three cause he is doing homeweork...
Oh, all melee attacks are disabled, and combos do less on barriers (you can't pick it up, throw it into the sky, slash it, then cut its head off...)
So best way is to use very powerful, charged hits (hint hint)
Made up battle uses Cohost madeupedness! 0 damage!
Alt uses hostocity! 4.86^1337 damage!
Made up Battle is dead.
I'm the only character who has to express damage figures in scientific notation.
you look around the camp more, making it feel increasingly like a trap.
It is.
A man leaps from the trees, tackling Jdogg and Vise in one smooth motion. A ball of hypercondensed plasma appears around his hand, and he unches through both of your chests for 133333333333337 damage to both of you. You both need revival.
Getting up, he wipes the sweat from his brow.
"It's started now. There's no stopping this revolution!"
Mysterious Man [undiscl,osed stats - prologue boss fight]
vs.
Everyone
The mysterious man clenches his fist, causing it to freeze up. The very air around him starts to liquefy.
Since this is a boss battle, I'll be the only one doingthe hosting.
You tackle him with your tankish might, knocking him to the floor. Before you can stab him, he kicks you of him, before blasting you in the chest with a pillar of flame for 67 damage.
Kain tries freezing him, but it does nothing. The dude is pissed.
