They say Chuck Norris' teas can cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry. Only Chuck Norris can stop forrest fires (a t-shirt not a joke). lol. I have more but they aren't coming to me right now. When I remember them I'll reply to this again. later bros.
Uah Oh! Chuck Norris is on a killin spree better start out by killin me.
Chuck Norris once walked into a Rock Concert and is now responsible for 500 deaths but didn't got to jail...why? cause they all killed themselves at the very site of Chuck.
If Chuck Norris was a president there would be world piece...too bad Chuck Norris doesn't care about the world.
Chuck Norris is the only man with an 3rection that can turn a porno into a horror horror movie.
I came up with these a while ago.........because Chuck Norris told me to.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
-The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
-Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.