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marioman327
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Ask away in here. Before you all go accusing me of being some loser, just don't. I know I'm not the girl master, but I do know a lot about them, why they do certain things that they do, so on and so forth. So don't be shy =D

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Blu3sBr0s
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WHAT DID I SAY? Help please.


Wow...sometimes your attempts at being funny are just.... sad =P
trayzrulz
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We've been though this before PossibleInstability... I am sure you have a lovely brother, but his romance advice is rotten. I am a serious and literal person, so I will answer your question with the assumption that you are are not trying to be funny. You just told the girl that you would have (raunchy) sex with her all night long. So... I hope you have learned something after these 2 experiences. I recommend not saying things to girls that you do not understand (why don't you do some Google searching prior) nor should you immediately take your brothers relationship advice as truth/sincere anymore. Good luck putting the pieces back together....again.

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We've been though this before PossibleInstability... I am sure you have a lovely brother, but his romance advice is rotten. I am a serious and literal person, so I will answer your question with the assumption that you are are not trying to be funny. You just told the girl that you would have (raunchy) sex with her all night long. So... I hope you have learned something after these 2 experiences. I recommend not saying things to girls that you do not understand (why don't you do some Google searching prior) nor should you immediately take your brothers relationship advice as truth/sincere anymore. Good luck putting the pieces back together....again.


Just so you know, when Possible says things like that, laugh and move on, mkay? He rarely means it.

Unless he does.

In which case, Possible, if she doesn't want to start a successful farming business with you, then she's not the girl for you. True soulmates would plow anywhere and everywhere if they love each other, no matter how fertile the soil is.
Blu3sBr0s
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when Possible says things like that, laugh and move on


Why laugh? =P

In which case, Possible, if she doesn't want to start a successful farming business with you, then she's not the girl for you. True soulmates would plow anywhere and everywhere if they love each other, no matter how fertile the soil is.


[Applause]NOW THAT IS FUNNY![/Applause]

Oh, and to that dude who wants to know if a girl likes him.

Asking is great. But don't fail like me and get the "I love you like a brother" =P Twice in two weeks I've gotten that one xD
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In which case, Possible, if she doesn't want to start a successful farming business with you, then she's not the girl for you. True soulmates would plow anywhere and everywhere if they love each other, no matter how fertile the soil is.


Immaturity attack XD laff

honestly, those that only want physical relationships often either get no relationships, or die out after a while. True relationships last a very long time.
Blu3sBr0s
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honestly, those that only want physical relationships often either get no relationships, or die out after a while. True relationships last a very long time.


It's not that difficult to get a purely physical relationship, even if you DON'T wanna have to pay...

Just find the class sluuuuttttt....*coughdeserteaglecough*
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Just find the class sluuuuttttt....*coughdeserteaglecough*


Yes I did. I lied to her. And I got laid. I'm happy. =)

But in all honesty, I really recommend dating the class sl*t. Many people will look down on you, but if you tell them your in for the sex, they give this look like: you're disgusting, and yet... I'm jealous of you.

High School relationships almost never last your whole life and most likely you won't be going to college with them so just get out there and have so fun

btw if they are sl*ty.. then they are VERY good at a cretin night time activity...
Danstanta
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Do you have cooties?

deserteagle
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^no I don't. Though yucky girls have cooties though! gross!

ComradeGamer
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Why girwl no look like boy?

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Guys!! Seriously, your starting to piss me off.Go spam somewhere else, or at least try to be serious on here. If you guys want to go make jokes and relax, then go to your profiles.

Now if we could get back on subject...

Bjiscuit
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But, if you seriously are interested in seeing if she likes you/wants to date you. You should suck up your pride and straight up ask her yourself (no texts/online messages...I mean face to face). This can be so nerve racking and worrisome for a lot of people, but it will get you the honest answer. You might not hear the answer you want...but hey, nothing ventured nothing gained.
Good luck!


This is probably the best answer toh is question. o for the direct approach, Ask her something if she'd like to hang out or come over to your house for awhile. (Make sure that someone else is home I.E. mom or dad.) play bored games or video games with her. or go for a walk. after awhile she's bound to pick up on the fact that you like her and maybe she has the same feelings. if not, then atleast you have a good friend now.

thats how me and my Ex got together. we basicly hung out for a long time and she started holding my hand.. sooo.. I went to her parents, asked for permission to date her they agreed. (Her mom loves me btw.. she keeps trying to get us back together...) and thats how we started going out.
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Why girwl no look like boy?


Because not every girl is Russian.

I went to her parents, asked for permission to date her they agreed.


You have to ask permission? We are in the 21st century here! It is not the parents' decision!
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You have to ask permission? We are in the 21st century here! It is not the parents' decision!


For some people it is. Not all families are the same. And it's better if the parents approve of the relationship, of course.
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I went to her parents, asked for permission to date her they agreed.


What if they said no?
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