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Lol k. Man I hate lame jokes..

Yay for lame jokes!
1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.


2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.


5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.


6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.


7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.


8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.


9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.


10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

OMG I think these lame jokes are giving me seizures.

I don't think it gets any lamer than this.

got my jokes from: http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list15.html

11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?


12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


13. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.


14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.


17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.


18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.


19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.

a guy walks into a bar
and says: can I get a miller light?
and the the bar tender says: If only stupid ppl were all born short.
then the guy wakes up, and he finds himself at a gym.

Good ones guys.

I went to the butcher's yesterday, and bet him fifty dollars that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'

A lame joke I made up.

Pretty good.
I know this is off topic but I had to show you all this.
Bill Clinton

LOL...that is all I can manage to say.

LOL funny. BArt/Bill LOL XD.

Good ones guys

-Watch out for the vacuum cleaner!
-What vacuuuuuuuuuuu.......

Only read this if u are mature, and get offended from "offensive" jokes.







This old man took viagra, and so he thought he asked his wife too be titty-fked but he was actually humping his own milk-sack - from that adam sandler movie

WOW..
Anyway..

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....
......a stick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

Another lame joke by me.

Why couldn't the hen find her eggs? She mislaid them.

They get lamer. Good to see you guys keeping this on the first page.