Inspired by FST6's recent lame jokes such as Your mommas so stupid she ate a bagel. So this is a a thread where everyone can in order give some lame jokes.
I'll start:
Whats with airline food? Its beeing served on an airplane? Your mommas so stupid she siips on a big gulp. Your mother so stupid cause she so fat. Thank you good night,
My computer is Jewish. I have to pay a fee to use it.
I can see Russia from my house!
What's black, but you never know if it's dirty? A black sock.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because she shot herself. Alt answer: 10,001. 1 to hold the light bulb, 10,000 to push the house.
A little girl(replaceable with anyone's name) was walking to school. She was late, so the teacher asked her why. The little girl said "There was a cat, and it was sleeping. So I pissed in it's ear." "You what?!?", said the teacher. "I was trying to wake it up, so I went psssst!"
this father had bad children, sometimes they acted like wolves, so he spanked their wolf behinds. sometimes they acted like tigers, so he spanked their tiger behinds. sometimes they acted like bears, so he spanked their bare behinds. (you can replace behind with anything but I'm trying to be civil here.)
