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Google567
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Inspired by FST6's recent lame jokes such as Your mommas so stupid she ate a bagel.
So this is a a thread where everyone can in order give some lame jokes.

I'll start:

Whats with airline food? Its beeing served on an airplane?
Your mommas so stupid she siips on a big gulp.
Your mother so stupid cause she so fat.
Thank you good night,

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FryLock19
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Sometimes, they acted like asses, so he spanked their ass behinds.

What is rounder an orange or a plum?
The orange, because it's orange.

Armourknight
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What is rounder an orange or a plum?
The orange, because it's orange.

Lol'd at tht 1!
Pixie214
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Pixie214, what did that guy (Jimmy Carr) say?



It doesn't really make sense if you type it since it is a play on words but the joke is:

"Venison's deer isn't it"

because Venison is Deer and Dear.
SwordAndShield
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Funny tread so Ill stand up, say gig, sit down.

FryLock19
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Funny in its own way.

Google567
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Pretty good from another site
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
You take him out for a drag.

What do you do with two dogs that have no legs?
Have a drag race!

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway!

Armourknight
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oh my go.. lame!

When is a monkey not a monkey?
When it is dead!

Got that from a stupid site !

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So I was just drivin around, minding my own business, and I see this baby on the corner of the street, I go up to the baby, and say, "hey baby! What you doin?" and the baby said, "Sellin Crack".

Whats flat, and easy to nail? Your momma!

So I need some help on painting my house, and so I went down to home depot, and bought two children and a woman to help.

I got more, but I don't want to get banned for completely racist jokes.

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So I was just drivin around, minding my own business, and I see this baby on the corner of the street, I go up to the baby, and say, "hey baby! What you doin?" and the baby said, "Sellin Crack".


Way to steal from Dave Chapelle. :P
Armourknight
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Whats flat, and easy to nail? Your momma!

Hmm.. that was the insult used against me .
SoulHack117
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Way to steal from Dave Chapelle. :P


Don't make me cut you *****!

MR.STABBY! USE KNOIFE STAB!

http://freyguy.com/images/stabby_new_year.jpg
the_manta
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Excuse me.

Inappropriate.

MANTA LAZOR! BLAH!

SoulHack117
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*takes it full on*

Didn't (didn't) even (even) hurt (hurt)

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/086/f/f/Vasto_lorde_Ichigo_by_Dark_Khaos.jpg

Google567
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Whoa.

Armourknight
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Loling at nothing but the knife picture!

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