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Google567
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Inspired by FST6's recent lame jokes such as Your mommas so stupid she ate a bagel.
So this is a a thread where everyone can in order give some lame jokes.

I'll start:

Whats with airline food? Its beeing served on an airplane?
Your mommas so stupid she siips on a big gulp.
Your mother so stupid cause she so fat.
Thank you good night,

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Armourknight
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What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

Rysin
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THE most lame joke I've ever made in my LIFE.

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One is a salted.

chu
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what is something, that u find on the street, use then get rid of?

A prostitute.


lol!

Google567
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Ryisin, that was the third time that joke has been mentioned on this thread. It is lame, but charming.

Chu, that was naughty.

What do you call a mormon? A pimp, because he has multiple wives. "Pimps don't have wives." Oh.

Armourknight
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Rysin. I dont think you made that up.. but it is VERY lame! Good work!

Rysin
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I didn't know this joke was already made. 0_0
Just to let you know, I wasn't here since the beggining of this thread and I haven't read the whole thing.

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What has eight legs and two body parts, and that makes a web that is messed up?

a crack spider.

Armourknight
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What did the policeman say to the strong prisoner.

Your'e going to the slammer.

Google567
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Ok, everybody. I'm logging off, FryLock will take my place.

Rysin
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Hey! I was about to say I was logging off!

What do you call a guy who logs off?

Rysin.

Seeya.

FryLock19
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Bye Rysin.

Want to know a joke? Rugby.

What do you call a place with a bunch of sweaty men? A gay bar.

The dyslexic man walked into the bra.

Armourknight
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Cya. What do you call a crazy man?
A crazy man!

chu
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what do you call a loser?
an Epic Fail.

FryLock19
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You mess with the pandas, we'll buzz your cocksics!

I was watching a Panda Express commercial, and it sounded like thay said that.

FryLock19
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You should of said "You are an epic fail."

Yo momma so Jewish, she ate a bagel.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought she was black. (No racial pun intended).

Yo momma so Catholic and Jewish, she prayed to Mother Mary for a bagel.

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