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Google567
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Inspired by FST6's recent lame jokes such as Your mommas so stupid she ate a bagel.
So this is a a thread where everyone can in order give some lame jokes.

I'll start:

Whats with airline food? Its beeing served on an airplane?
Your mommas so stupid she siips on a big gulp.
Your mother so stupid cause she so fat.
Thank you good night,

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the_manta
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*Throws a rock at Super Soul*

You know, every culture has its own form of ketchup. Hispanic food has salsa, Italian food has pasta sauce and British food is terrible.

SoulHack117
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*rock burns up before it even hits*

Is (is) there (there) nothing (nothing) more (more) you (you) can (can) do! (DO!)

Then DIE! (die!)

CERO! (CERO!)

(Massive amounts of power form around SoulHacks mouth)

Rysin
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Isn't that from Bleach?????

Long time no see Gab.

Google567
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Whats yellow?
The color yellow

Whats wet and fishy?
a fish.

chu
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whats stupid, and not funny at all, not even as a lame joke?
Google567 existance

mottanthony14
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I'm sorry say to The MODS are going to lock this!

Google567
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Why? You tell them? I don't see whats wrong with it?

the_manta
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Actually, Soul, I have one more trick up my sleeve...

THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!

chu
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What has two feet? two legs

Google567
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A dog.

FryLock19
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What does chu say when he has a cold? Ah-Google!

Google567
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Good one.

Armourknight
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side XD.

Google567
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Why didn't the chicken reach the other side of the road?
Because he got ran over.

Armpit
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6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.


I don't know why, but I really liked that one!

Q: What's a blues singer's favorite fruit?
A: A raspberry

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A: You call him a pilot. His ethnicity has nothing to do with it.
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