The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.
Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health Immunities: None Other: x10 damage from the first poster.
Now I confuse you with Albert Einstein's theory of relativity, then while your head is reeling I beam all the information in the world in your head and then suck you up in a black hole then bring you back, I used Hawking's theory of black holes, with your body parts all mixed up. Now all the information in your head is slowly sucked out of your head, and now you have no intelligence.I also hit you with an atomic bomb
I now will go to the future and find out how you die, and it turns out I killed you with 999 atomic bombs and 999 black holes suck you up and put your stomach acid in your heart, thus digesting your own heart.
Me: 9,998,986,853,785 health Immunities Any post with a number over 1000 in it. Nukes, for 8 turns Fictional things, for 3 turns. Compliments, for 7 turns School Subjects, for 7 turns The Jonas Brothers, for 13 turns The number 999, for 3 posts Other Madbob2 - stunned for 2 turns.
I send in waves of 999 zombies ever .000000000000001 seconds to attack you then crush you under the weight of 999 universes into the form of and elephant
now I give you the density and mass of a dwarf star, then portal you into Interactive Buddy, where you are tortured in a way that would sent me to the slammer, the hoosgaw, the big house, the long walk off a short pier, kind of torture then suck you into 999 plus 999 more black holes
Me: 9,998,986,842,285 health Immunities Any post with a number over 1000 in it. Nukes, for 7 turns Fictional things, for 2 turns. Compliments, for 6 turns School Subjects, for 6 turns Singers, for 2 turns The Jonas Brothers, for 12 turns The number 999, for 2 turns Other Madbob2 - stunned for 4 turns. X1000000 damage to a poster who can tell me what film my girlfriend is from.