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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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Alpha791
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Alpha791
3,896 posts
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what 'bout me? *sniffle sniffle* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

madbob2
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madbob2
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Nomad

Now I confuse you with Albert Einstein's theory of relativity, then while your head is reeling I beam all the information in the world in your head and then suck you up in a black hole then bring you back, I used Hawking's theory of black holes, with your body parts all mixed up. Now all the information in your head is slowly sucked out of your head, and now you have no intelligence.I also hit you with an atomic bomb

fractalman
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fractalman
635 posts
Nomad

I shoot you in the eye with a sniper rifle.

DopeBoss
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DopeBoss
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Nomad

cut ur head and eat it

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

Turns, or posts?

I take a rapier, and run you through with it

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

I now will go to the future and find out how you die, and it turns out I killed you with 999 atomic bombs and 999 black holes suck you up and put your stomach acid in your heart, thus digesting your own heart.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

All of you together - 100,000 damage

Me: 9,998,986,853,785 health
Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Nukes, for 8 turns
Fictional things, for 3 turns.
Compliments, for 7 turns
School Subjects, for 7 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 13 turns
The number 999, for 3 posts
Other
Madbob2 - stunned for 2 turns.

Alpha791
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Alpha791
3,896 posts
Peasant

I send in waves of 999 zombies ever .000000000000001 seconds to attack you then crush you under the weight of 999 universes into the form of and elephant

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Alpha - Immune! U R Stunned.

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

now I give you the density and mass of a dwarf star, then portal you into Interactive Buddy, where you are tortured in a way that would sent me to the slammer, the hoosgaw, the big house, the long walk off a short pier, kind of torture then suck you into 999 plus 999 more black holes

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

...

I sharpen my rapier and run you through again!

fractalman
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fractalman
635 posts
Nomad

I drop a piano on your head, followed by an anvil.

Caberea
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Caberea
576 posts
Nomad

Convine you to lose all your health. mwhahahaha

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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Nomad

Madbob2 - Immune!!
Pacora - 10, 000 damage
Lalala12 - 500 damage
Fractalman - 500 damage
Cabaera - 500 damage

Me: 9,998,986,842,285 health
Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Nukes, for 7 turns
Fictional things, for 2 turns.
Compliments, for 6 turns
School Subjects, for 6 turns
Singers, for 2 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 12 turns
The number 999, for 2 turns
Other
Madbob2 - stunned for 4 turns.
X1000000 damage to a poster who can tell me what film my girlfriend is from.

fractalman
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fractalman
635 posts
Nomad

I toss you into a medium-sized black hole! (the small ones might evaporate, the large ones give too smooth a ride.)

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