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DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

Okay, first let me say that i plan for this to be a humorous thread, not an all out battle of wits. I think there are many funny jokes about people that we never mean, yet cant resist saying, which can sometimes lead to trouble.

You wont have to worry about that here.

So, here are da rules:

1. Please try to come up with legitimate (yet still humorous)insults that we can all enjoy. "Yo momma" is not a legitimate reply to an insult. "Yo momma" jokes are, however, accepted.

2. Please DO NOT take anything in this thread seriously.

3. You can use pretty much anything, from a pun, a metaphoric joke, to an outright smack in the face (virtually).

Since this is, indeed, my first forum game i have posted, I want to see how long it goes before it gets old. That, or I get banned and get accused of punching babies. (just joking).

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DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

oh yeah, i geuss i should say no spamming, but people here should already know that.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

you stink... Even 1000 maybe 1000 000 km`s away, you stink...

DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

aww no more reply's than this? oh well...

if i were you, i would make like Michel Jackson and die before you even get on stage.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

yo momma is so fat that her blood group is chocolate and ice cream

Skarrface
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Skarrface
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Peasant

Ya this is a flame war waiting to happen...

balerion07
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balerion07
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Nomad

If you were you, and you are, you would make like Michael Jackson and rap e some kids.

This thread reminds me of dead baby jokes. Which is easier to unload, a truck of dead babies or a truck of bowling balls? A truck of dead babies because you can use pitchforks.

playaholic
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Farmer

This thread reminds me of dead baby jokes. Which is easier to unload, a truck of dead babies or a truck of bowling balls? A truck of dead babies because you can use pitchforks.


do you mean a truck full of dead baby balls? you are such a perv!!! even my amartar has no balls!!!!!!
TheAssasinator
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Nomad

playaholic: do you mean a truck full of dead baby balls? you are such a perv!!! even my amartar has no balls!!!!!!


yeah but it has the most ugliest creature ever...
Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

Nooo...he isn`t the ugliest creature ever...his momma is!

sahil619
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sahil619
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Nomad

i peed in my pants

sirfrank
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sirfrank
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Nomad

bay faced loser insult fail

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

Is that sarcasam?If it is...Shuve it up your mouth!

sirfrank
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sirfrank
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Nomad

don't tell me what to do mister wierd name that doesn't roll of my tonge

balerion07
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balerion07
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Nomad

LEARN TO SPELL YOU ASININE ANARCHIST!!!

jkmadman1
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jkmadman1
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Nomad

yo momma so fat she fat.

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