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leo99rules
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This may not be a good topic for people who post thoughtfully...but i like the tavern so i hope i can make a topic that lasts a bit long. Even if it will probably have spam.


So anyways what is it?

Note: It doesn't have to be said at you. But please don't use overused ones that everyone knows

WARNING:PLEASE DO NOT SAY SENTENCES THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE

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jdoggparty
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One time in class we were talking about gangs (including the teacher, don't ask how we got on the subject) and this kid said

Zack: "I flew over Atlanta once and saw a uge getto and everyone had guns"

then another kid said

Alex: "Once my sister was on the american idol website and a lady purred."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with gangs?"

Alex: "She purred like the lion in wizard of oz"

CallToTheVaticano
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"Isn't the Equator a country in poverty?"

*~Call To the Vatican~*

Google567
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I am no means saying this sentence is stupid, but I'm saying it is awesome.

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah
WiseguyIV
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I'm hungry and I want pickles, all in favor of pickleness say "Aye"

fritomaster
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Can I punch you?

firetail_madness
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Can I punch you?


Hey, he's being nice.
He's asking you if he can do it.

(17,500th post. Yay, gold king from only forum posts o.O)
fritomaster
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I didn't say he was being mean it's just kinda weird

Stacey12345
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17,500th post. Yay, gold king from only forum posts o.O


Wow. if only you could have put all that time to something worthwhile.
XVERB
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oh yea...

My sister: so the titanic that really happened right?

leo99rules
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Wow. if only you could have put all that time to something worthwhile.


Mr friend:like runescape?

I remember him saying that to something similar to what you said.
firetail_madness
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Wow. if only you could have put all that time to something worthwhile.


I know right.

Mr friend:like runescape?


I'll take it you don't like runescape, lol.
Google567
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Ft, do you like Runescape?
Wonder?
Anyways, so is this all we got?

leo99rules
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Mr friend:like runescape?


*My Friend

Nah runescape is ok.. i guess. It was just i remember when someone said something like what stacey12345 said and my friend responded, "You mean like runescape."
iWazBord
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Yes we can.
On a serious note.

Random girl:"Global Warming is REAL! Anyone who doesn't believe it is a stupid idiot!"

Me:"Why?"

Random girl: "My dad said so."

~_~

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''Imagine you could open a book to the middle and there were a paid of breasts''

- Some idiot

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