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This thing is so huge! (thats what she said)

*random talk during lunch*
Girl: Sometimes it's gooey, and other times it's melty.

*silence at table*

(she was talking about the macaroni)

The scientific term for your balls is your testicles. Not t/b. You can say either of those words here without getting into any trouble.

Bloing and donk donk sounds like two retarded cartoon characters.

Anywho, sentence.

Friend 1: Hey guys, wanna see me imitate Steve Urkel?
Freind 2: Sure...
Me: Oh, great...
*friend 1 pulls his pants up to his chest and starts walking around all bowlegged*
Freind 3: Pull your pants down, you f*ggot!

Everyone turned to stare at him, and I started laughing my ass off :P

Going to the washroom, my friend tells me: "Hey, lady's room is that way..."

oh and here is my sentence,

A: WHF? the pencil sharpener isn't working.

B: try pushing it in harder and then twisting it when it is in.

last year in science, no one talked to that kid for at least a few weeks

A friend of mine once asked me to help him draw a "ten-sided" octagon.

What's more ludicrous is that he later asked me to draw a "twelve-sided" octagon!

I'm at work at the moment, dictating clinical letters. Here's a real doozy:

Mary* feels that she needs to feel the object that she holds otherwise she has difficulties feeling.

I remember someone once asked "Where you alone or by yourself?"

"Dont be mean to geeks we will rule the world one day"
I dont why but whenever my mate says that i have a really weird image of a fat geeky boy standing on the world with a flag.

The best one that I have encountered was on a school trip when (being a idiot) Harri picked up a rock and gave it to a girl (who was not the brightest shall we say) and said it was a Chicken Egg.... she accepted this and we all laughed and took the piss lol then a few weeks later we brought it up again and she responded: "NO!!! I asked my mum she said there's no such thing as chicken eggs" :P I;ve never laughed harder at anything in my life..... that's worryingly retarded XD

Others that are rally just jokes are:

"Dwarf Shoartage"
"Stationary Store moves"
A newspaper headline that said "BRITAIN FACES CRISIS" I thought; 'what we're running out of faces?"
etc. lol

"If i do anything wrong, it's Obama's fault."
- A Classmate

"If I'm prejudiced against everyone equally, then the only one that I'm truly prejudiced against is myself...Does that mean I can sue myself for damages?"

"When I was young, I wanted to be an ambulance"

"I wish that I was a fish. That'd be sweet."

Patient sued by 10 foot doctors.

(Newspaper headline)

"Barney was found doing pot in his suit butt naked."

Not even joking. The rumors I've heard in Elementary School.

"no homo but your butt looks big"

some kid said this to me when i was in the hall (then i called him gey and he waz lik no i said no homo)