This may not be a good topic for people who post thoughtfully...but i like the tavern so i hope i can make a topic that lasts a bit long. Even if it will probably have spam.
So anyways what is it?
Note: It doesn't have to be said at you. But please don't use overused ones that everyone knows
WARNING:PLEASE DO NOT SAY SENTENCES THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE
Lecturer (on a slide showing the results of a survey in which participants had their temperatures taken): "Why do you think her temperature was so much higher than the rest?"
Student: "She's ovulating."
I'm not going to explain this. I'll only say that it's a perfectly valid answer, but we all cracked up anyway.
Me: Wait where did you put the shirt again? Friend: It's next to the wooden box that's kinda tall but not really if it's compared to you it would be. Your taller. But yeah, underneath it is the shirt." Me: What? Friend: The dresser.
Not the weirdest but I really can't remember much else.
