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me: It's due June 23th (I was being sarcastic) (Our last day of school is on June 17th)

friend: No it's not stop being stupid

Other friend: Why isn't it due? Is that a weekend or something?

im gonna eat ur flesh!!!! (random annoying person everyone hates AKA teh webster)

"When someone with political aspirations throws a heavily attended chili cook-off in an election year, backs start to straighten and eyes narrow."

(Actual political reporter Max Pizarro http://www.politickernj.com/max/37392/lenz-commits-running-again-hobokens-4th-ward)

Reviving threads = Not good...Only necromancers can do that.

It isn't bad to revive threads, if you have a good reason and if discussion will continue. Necro'ing is bringing back threads for no reason at all. Reviving = good Necroing = bad

This is a necro'd thread. Unless some discussion results, this needs peace.

I've got nothing by the way.

I love saying inside jokes from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

such as:

"They're all yellow."
"c..cowboy boot."
"What are you doing? Get help." (repeat)

and occasionally break out in their songs
I sit down when i pee
I sit down when i pee,
there's nothing that crazy bout me.
I'm just taking a wizz
mind your own biz
why is everybody always staring at me?

*other person*
Hey bro, I gotta go
let me through
i gotta go number 2

*1st*
no can do i'm taking a pee
Sitting on the loo having a good long wee

*oth*
Are you sittin down?
*1st*
I'm sitting down
*oth*
and your not making brown?
*1st*
not making brown
*oth*
are you making ice tea?
*1st*
just lemonade
*oth*
but your sitting down?
*1st*
I'm sitting down!

*oth*
Why can't you stand like a regular man,
then you can pee in the urinal can.

*1st*
If you really wanna know why i'm sitting strong
I just can't stand...touching my dong.

I wear my dad's dirty socks
I wear my dad's dirty socks
*other*
what?
*1st*
I wear my dad's dirty socks!
*other*
Why do you wear those dirty socks?
*1st*
I just wear my dad's dirty socks!

*other*
Gimme them socks
Whaddo they smell like?

*both*
Sniff.
Sniff
Sniff
Sniff

*1st*
They smell like my dad
Smells like his cologne
I miss my dad
Cause he is never home

*other*
Smells like... other mom's lips!

*both*
Sniff
Sniff
Sniff
Sniff

*1st*
My dad stays out late
his socks, they smell like sweat
Dancing with his friends
Haaaving fun in bed.

......

I wear my dad's socks when i'm alone.


I'm never gonna wipe my butt

I'm never gonna wipe my butt
*other*
He's neva neva neva gonna wipe his butt
*1st*
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
*other*
he's neva neva neva gonna wipe his butt.

...
*1st*
I don't wipe my butt,
cause it's a waste of toilet tissue
*other*
Right
*1st*
My brown crusty stains are an En-Vi-Ron-Mental issue.
*other*
Ok.

.....
I applaud you on the way that you lead your life, but i prefer to remain sanitary when it comes to my behind.

long post.

"I'm playing with my two pink balls" (in Swedish)

I misunderstood that. I lol'd.

I have two.

"I like the ACR in MW2. Its accuracy is really accurate."

also "I like money. Money is good. Money buys you food, and food is tastey." -Seananners

My mom saying I don't like white people yet she is one.

"why are asians eyes so thin?"
"Its because the sun rises in the east and they always have to squint at the sun"

"It's too soft, I can't do it with one hand!"

my friend said FEED MY YUM YUMS in the bathroom once and we made up yumyums as being ur bloing and donk donk (4 anyone who not get that its ur p and t/b)

@ hidude. if they didn't get bloing and donk donk why would they get t/b?

well XVERB if u know ur common self area u would know the scientific term for ur privates and u may not get bloing and donk donk

lol what ever but im just saying the abbreviations could have made it harder to understand for some