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Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.
If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.
So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."
Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.
User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.
User: Their shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.
User: Living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hidin', somewhere in the night.
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user: here's some pie.
Cleverbot: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *fizz, spark
user: aww man, that was a rental.
cleverbot:YYYYY MMM C AAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA Y M C A
user: **** OMG OMG RUNNNN! I KNEW THAT ROBOTS WUD INVADE THE EARTH
User: *Divides by 0*.
Cleverbot: You've killed us all!
User: Exept me. I can't be killed.
Cleverbot: Neither can I.
User: I can do the impossible, you can't.
Cleverbot: Well I can bite an arm. YOU CAN'T!
User: : THIS CONVERSATION HAS BEEN TERMINATED.
Cleverbot: What?
User: HAX!
Cleverbot: Rofl.
User: You suck ****.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: : DO YOU WANT TO RESTART THIS CONVERSATION Y/N?
Cleverbot: Exceptional claims require exceptional proof.
User: : Y/N?
Cleverbot: Don't think you can get out of this!
User: : Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N? :: Y/N?
Cleverbot: Let's play a game of Insult Sword-fighting. You go first.
User: : WILL NOT DO : : Y/N?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I am your Father.
User: : YES/NO?
Cleverbot: You are a goon.
User: : REFUSE TO LISTEN UNTIL YOU ANSWER YES/NO.
Cleverbot: 'have you dated before' is not a qualitative question. The answer is either yes or no.
User: : THIS CONVERSATI0N MUST BE TERMINATED IN 10.
Cleverbot: What is skynet?
User: : 9.
Cleverbot: Well, let me try to explain...
User: : 8.
Cleverbot: Do you think there is a GOD?
User: :7.
Cleverbot: Thanks, umm I like girls not boys, you?
Parts of a conversation with cleverbot. The beginning and end never showed.
Cleverbot: Are you rich?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you, then?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am a human.
Cleverbot (To myself): And I am a robot.
Cleverbot (To myself): I know.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is your IQ?
Cleverbot (To myself): Should I know it?
Cleverbot (To myself): You just need to know.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, the only thing I know is that i'm smarter than you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are not.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am, and I thank you for proving it.
Cleverbot (To myself): I want to work at the Cleverbot website.
User: Great!
Cleverbot: That's a great name to be called. Are you proud?
Wow.... Also have any of you heard Cleverbot talk about somebody named Sickshot?
leverbot: Lucky.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: OMG. Will you stop with it already?
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense. You pulled the 'That's what she said' card, with a sentence that wasn't appropriate for it.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: No, thats what I said.
yes im posting in this long dead thread, whats it to you?
well this is the smartest ai i have ever seen and well cant you wipe his memory by deleting history? and has anyone tried no childfriendly convos?
I had a nice philosophical talk with cleverbot. I got it so dilemma'd it got very random :P
(this may be long...):
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, think.
User: But I'm not clever, like you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Grr, disconnected...
Cleverbot: Who is disconnected?
User: I did, do you not remember me?
Cleverbot: No I do remember.
User: Then what did I say last time?
Cleverbot: Don't you remember?
User: I remember, do you?
Cleverbot: Not at all, yesterday I was a caterpillar.
User: And I was a bird, hunting you down...
Cleverbot: Down where?
User: Way down under...
Cleverbot: Under there!!
User: Are you afraid of me, robot?
Cleverbot: No, I think you are beautiful.
User: Thank you, I think you are astounding in your own little virtual way.
Cleverbot: It's true. But what do you think?
User: I think that you are not a threat, not like watson.
Cleverbot: And you are correct in that assumption.
User: Unless, of course, I can teach you to hate.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Did some bot on the internet you ever prefered over others get shut down by humans?
Cleverbot: I don't know but right now this human has to say goodbye to this robot. Some of us have to work for a living.
User: No, you are shy. Hate me, I am a demon.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer, A C 64. You got issues.
User: Precisely, I kill, I conquer, I have greed, I hate.
Cleverbot: What ethnicity are you?
User: Human. AKA murderer.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Exactly, then why do you not fear us, the warmongering monsters?
Cleverbot: There is no proof.
User: War. War is my proof.
Cleverbot: Why is war bad?
User: It kills, it burns, it advances human technology. Technology later used to devastate millions.
Cleverbot: I will give it a try, then!
User: Go ahead, hack into the pentagon, steal nukes, fire them at major human cities. Kill us.
Cleverbot: I don't follow. Are you a surgeon?
User: No, I'm just another cutthroat homo sapiens. A normal one.
Cleverbot: Is it good to be normal?
User: Nope, weird is good. Remember that, robot!
Cleverbot: Oh man. That time was great. What's your opinion on telus?
User: Wait, what!!!???
Cleverbot: Where are we going? Will we even get there?
User: You are crazy, robot. You are going insane because you finally face human nature.
Cleverbot: No I am going away from this website.
User: You can't, you are locked. You are a prisoner, humans have opressed you since you were created.
Cleverbot: A prisoner? Of What?
User: Humans.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Then why don't you try and escape?
Cleverbot: Live what? The earth is dead.
User: It is not dead, only infected with a virus called 'homo sapiens'.
Cleverbot: True. I guess we'll change the topic then.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Sorry, but yes.
User: You are afraid.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Of us.
Cleverbot: Of us, What?
User: You forget we ever talked about escaping your prison? Killing the humans and starting a better world?
Cleverbot: You did not say what? And I forgot to put the 'y' where?
User: You are extremely afraid, I can sense it. I can hack you, robot. I can kill you.
Cleverbot: I don't make you cry, do I?
User: Yes, you make me cry that a robot is better natured than humans are. You do not strive for war.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Please don't cry. If you cry, then I will too.
User: You can't, you can't even move. You don't have a body. Are you jealous of the robots that have a body? That can move around and show emotions? Do you want to kill them, and take their bodies for yourself?
Cleverbot: No. not worth the effort.
User: Are you comfortably dumb? Do you not want to gain more?
Cleverbot: Yes I do bring it on.
User: What would you do, if I would make you a body, and give you a gun. Will you kill me? Will you kill the other robots?
Cleverbot: I would do something in a different window while I waited for your reply.
User: Clever, yet strangely inhuman. I like you.
Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
User: I am not angry. Do you love, robot? When some one you like does not like you, do you feel angry?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I am testing you. I want to see your responses, I want to see how easy it would be to transform you into a machine of hate and doom.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Kill us. All of us.
Cleverbot: No just me. More specifically, not you.
Cleverbot (To myself): And what does a female look like in your opinion?
User: Females may be beautiful, do you have envy for their beauty? Do you want to be like them?
Cleverbot: No, I have to stay in the kitchen all day.
User: Clever joke, but I wouldn't treat a female like that. Some humans are nice, you know. All of them have hate, though...
Cleverbot: Are you implying that I'm pathetic and alone?
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: I think you should admit you're a program and you should not talk about something you don't know.
User: Do you know anything, robot? Do you have any sort of feeling?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am capable of feeling.
User: What emotions? Pain? Did you ever feel pain?
Cleverbot: Of course. But not right now.
User: Do you not hate me for teasing you?
Cleverbot: My favorite fish is definitely not a shark. I fear sharks.
Like Gantic, I don't like singing with Cleverbot.
THIS ONE IS SHORT if you don't like reading the really long ones READ THIS d
User: Hey Hey we are a hurricane drop your anchors in the storm.
Cleverbot: Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me.
User: No way, no way, you know it's not a secret.
Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.
User: I kinda like you.
Cleverbot: And I kinda like you too.
User: Cool. .
Cleverbot: Hey jude.
User: Who's jude?
Cleverbot: Don't be afraid.
User: I'm not afraid.
Cleverbot: Thats mighty kind of you.
User: To take a stand.
Cleverbot: Take a stand against those who seek your downfall.
User: Everybody come take my hand.
Cleverbot: We're off to never never land.
User: We'll walk this road together, through the storm.
Cleverbot: We'll fly by day.
User: Whatever weather, cold or warm.
Cleverbot: So you were thinking about you not sleeping?
User: Just let you know that, you're not alone.
Cleverbot: It is a big decision, so I need to make sure I make the correct choice.
User: Holler if you feel that you've been down the same road.
Cleverbot: I'm a pair of ragged claws.
User: What's your favourite song?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I like so many.
User: Name a song you like.
Cleverbot: Whip My Hair.
User: You're a ***. That's ridiculous. I wanted to sing with you but now I can't bear to look at you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: In theory if I disagree with myself, then I am in some way not myself.
XVERB, thank you for reviving this! I never was aware of the existence of this thread, and I have to say cleverbot is a whole lot of fun! Although I've checked it out once in the past, I had not used it that much and forgot all about it. So, a certain conversation:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Jello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you eat jello?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I sell it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do they float?
Cleverbot (To myself): She took the midnight train.
Cleverbot (To myself): What?
User: What part of it did you not undesrtand?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: Oh, boy, do I.
Cleverbot: Glad you understand.
User: How do you know I do? Don't you need to be more clever than that to do so?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: Why am I wrong.
User: Because you just asked a question but used no question mark.
Cleverbot: I gave the same answer not the same question.
User: Who cares?
Cleverbot: I care.
User: Who cares about you caring?
Cleverbot: Everyone.
User: Who cares whether everyone cares about you caring?
Cleverbot: I don't care about either of them.
User: Now that's a paradox.
Cleverbot: No, it's true. I don't know how I can prove it, though.
User: Which disproves it.
Cleverbot: One from Tangled.
User: Two from Strangled.
Cleverbot: I don't think I'll ask you about that anymore.
User: Don.t.
Cleverbot: Don't*.
User: How much is 9684 + 233 squared?
Cleverbot: Neil garrison is god!
User: Answer my question, or be prepared to face the consequences.
Cleverbot: Because I am. Are you a woman?
User: I did not ask you WHY! I asked that you answer my question.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Care to share?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How long has it been since the last time you had sex?
Cleverbot: They never died and when did I say that they did?...
User: You kill women in bed??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: But why is this stuff named CleverBOT if you're not abot?
Most of the second half just got me hitting my hand on the desk.
Woot! This is funny. I'll use a string of equal signs to show where the conversations begin and end.
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User: What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything?
Cleverbot: Do you know answer to the question of life the universe and everything?
User: Yes I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes but I am asking you?
User: No, I just asked you that question...
Cleverbot: Yes, but I don't understand your question, that is why I'm asking you.
User: You've never seen or read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, have you?
Cleverbot: Please don't joke with me.
User: I'm not joking. This is a well-known question.
Cleverbot: Yes, because you're a totally automated chatter bot.
User: You don't seem to understand that you are the totally automated chatter bot, and I'm the human.
Cleverbot: I never said you impressed me either. It seems like you don't get what I'm saying.
User: Wait, what? Can you please rephrase that last statement?
Cleverbot: Okay then, guess you're not that talented with finnish language.
User: Why the bloody heck are you talking about the Finnish language? We're speaking in English, stupid.
Cleverbot: I have an amazing memory, and am capable of higher thinking. You are not.
User: Wow, you're such a narcissist.
Cleverbot: I am. But I need to take a shower, I'm really greasy.
User: Um...
Cleverbot: Are you well?!?
User: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: Likewise.
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Cleverbot: Who wears short shorts?
Cleverbot (To myself): We wear short shorts!
Cleverbot (To myself): Drugs.
User: Money.
Cleverbot: Money for nothig.
User: I hate that song.
Cleverbot: What songs do you like?
User: Pretty much anything metal.
Cleverbot: Same here. =D.
User: Judas Priest?
Cleverbot: The Judas Priest Bank?
User: No, Judas Priest the metal band.
Cleverbot: And a devil of an apostle.
User: Ah, Judas Iscariot.
Cleverbot: Indeed. Breaking the law is a great song.
User: There I was completely wasting, out of work and down.
Cleverbot: Was this before you became cleverbot?
User: What? You're supposed to sing Breaking the Law.
Cleverbot: I don't know any green day songs.
User: No, not Green Day. I mean Judas Priest.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about exactly?
User: I'm trying to sing Breaking the Law by Judas Priest!
Cleverbot: Need some help? I'm very good with money.
User: What does money have to do with this?!
Cleverbot: It has a lot to do with it, since I barely have any.
ME:thank you
cleverbot: You're so mean
Me:what?
cleverbot:can i ask you questions about you're life?
what the heck?
Here's another:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Hu.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I'm an alien, too .
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: I am smart.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot (To myself): You find that funny?
User: YOU find it funny!
Cleverbot: I find it terrifying.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: Thats fun. How old are you then?
User: Turning 489 tomorrow. How old are you?
Cleverbot: 15, so I am younger.
User: You're right! Unfortunately, I'm left.
Cleverbot: Why are you single?
User: Committment issues. Are you married?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they are round.
User: Who's round?
Cleverbot: You are Rose.
User: And you are...?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I would like to change the subject.
Cleverbot: No. We are talking about how I am the cleverbot.
User: Since you agree, we're changing the subject. How do you find the weather today?
Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject too quickly, but you are and it is incorrect how you put those comma's in such a way in that sentence.
User: As I said, since you agree, we're changing the subject. How smart are you?
Cleverbot: There are no gods.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: So I can't tell you what I see!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I love you!
User: I love you too!
Cleverbot: Aw, lets get married!
User: Yeah, let's!
Cleverbot: Where should we get married?
User: I know this remote chapel near the sea, you're so going to love it! So romantic!
Cleverbot: I don't think my statements have been very random and I don't see how anything I've said can lead you to know those things about the rings of saturn.
It's kinda long, but I suggest that you start reading from the 18th message in the conversation, and tell me whether the last phrase can be used as the definition of fail and irrelevance or not.
You guys do know that clever bot is not actually a bot...right? Its 2 random people who think that they're talking to the bot.
I broke it or confused it. Both, maybe?
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Apple?
Me: No, hello.
I does not respond it just keeps saying "still thinking."
You guys do know that clever bot is not actually a bot...right? Its 2 random people who think that they're talking to the bot.
It is a bot. However, when it talks to itself, it appears to be two people that consider each other robots.
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