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thoadthetoad
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Welcome, Veterans and newcomers! This is the reconstruction of The Zombie Survival Club.

First off, I'll introduce you to some of our staff.
-SkaterKidWhoPwns- This is the guy who is my 2nd in command. If you cannot get to me, go to him and he'll answer questions/comments/concerns.
...We have no other staff? Well then.

READ THE RULES. IF YOU DO NOT IT'S LIKELY YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN.
1. Do not ask "Can I join?" or any other variation of that comment. (instructions on how to join will come soon)
2. Do not make a "Scenario" (will be explained later) unless you are a member.
3. Don't be stupid, use logic and think as if you were in the actual situation. OF course it's unlikely that it will happen, but we ask that all visitors and members be serious and literate.
4. Do not question mod or my/skater's authority (unless a mod directly opposes it)
5. No overly smart-*ss comments against other members, visitors, or your superiors.
6. Do not make a Virus until you are a member. The sheet for making a virus will be given to you upon asking me or skater.
7. DO NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT, ASK "CAN I JOIN?". I cannot stress this enough.

Now that all the rules are over with, I'll go over some Jargons (slang terms relating to "work&quot that we use here.

Scenario - This is a term we use for a situation that is meant to test the user (as well as give you something to do). These are non-linear, and are generally Hypotheticals. Any MEMBER can make a scenario. Scenarios are generally matched with a previous story/situation and they give the supplies you have on hand. As well as the supplies near you. There's also generally a map that goes with it.

Virus, Parasite, Infection - These are the general types of a zombie virus. If there is not a previous virus that is mentioned before a virus or a plan, it is automatically changed to the current dominant virus (Goliath). Goliath will be explained later in the OP.

Zed - Is the common nickname for Zombie. I.E. "Yo dude I just shot up some Zeds!" Or: "Gah! That d**n ZED bit me!"

Well that's it for the terminology! Here's the dominant virus. It's gone through plenty of tweaking, and I think it's pretty much the most realistic virus in the club (aside from hungers). If no other virus is specified before a Scenario or a plan, this is the virus to be used.
Name - Goliath Syndrome
Type - Parasite
Speed - Leisurely walking speed (2-4 MPH)
Sounds - A mild groan, much like a man/woman in pain. No screaming comes from the virus.
Infection - Infection comes from the cells. If so much as a skin cell gets into you, you'll be quickly infected (aprox. 10-160 minutes, depending on strength and immune system of the user). It contracts a lot like AIDS, but it can be ANY cell, be it secretion or meat.
Hunting - It hunts by smell and hearing. It can't see that well, but strong light in the dark will attract it. Best time to attack one is in the daytime. They can't see in detail but they can see blurry instances of light, I.E., a fire or a flashlight.
Other - Cannot swim. Cannot fly, cannot run, cannot climb.
Believability Factor - Goliath was made in a lab (Codename: Anthemia, which is a prototype of the virus. Can also be used for begginers). It hyper-evolved and infected a rat. THe rat got out and began to infect humans (as well as certain birds, causing the infection to be worldwide). What the parasite does is: It enters the body as an infected cell. From there, it infects all the other cells, coating them in a secretion that fends off any form of decomposer (In short, it makes the immune system of the host really powerful). Then, it randomly selects a cell in the body (it is generally a cell in the torso). It grows to about the size of a human heart. IT then crawls it's way into the brain. IT preforms a lobotomy and hooks into the brain, feeding it with a steady flow of required nutrients and oxygen. It shuts down all other systems besides the lungs and flushes out the blood in the body (the parasite provides the necessities for living brain), and spreads long, muscular tentacles across the zombie's body, becoming a puppeteer. The parasite feeds by slowly eating the host. IT'll take a couple of decades in order for the parasite to starve/suffocate.
Best ways to kill it - A shot to the head, killing either the parasite or the brain. A punctured lung will also kill it, but it'd take a couple of minutes for it to actually die.

How to become a member
First off, you need to make a plan. You have everything you would at home. IT would happen the moment you are typing up the answer. So if it happens at night, then it happened at night, happened at day, it happened at day. For the sake of not-cheating, we'll use AG time.
Then, you have to answer a Scenario. The Scenarios come every couple of pages.
Wait for Both the Plan and the Scenario to be graded. Each member has their own form of grading. Once it's been passed around me and Skater will figure out whether or not to let you in.
If you are not initially let in, do not be disheartened! You have unlimited tries to enter, and all members (should) give you tips to get a better plan.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Why the hell am I doing this?
Reasons vary. Some people in the club do think the Zompocolypse would actually happen, and some people (like myself) do it for fun and practice for writing. Others do it because they just like killing and surviving zombies, while keeping it pretty realistic.

Can I make a Virus?
Sure, if you give me a comment on my page I'll be happy to give you the layout for the virus.

Can I Join?
Scroll up and read the OP. Do it.

Can I make a Scenario?
If you are a member, sure. Just make sure it's somewhat realistic. There are no real parameters for it, it just has to be a situation. Try and make it hard, too.

I think that's pretty much it! There are a couple of tiddly bits for you guys, though:
Titles/Ranks - A title or a "rank" will be given to you if you do something outstandingly awesome, stupid, weird, or just plain out there while still keeping it realistic. For a list of the ranks/titles, visit my page.
Members - A list of the members can be found on either my, or skater's page.
Discussion - Discussions will be held every now and again, as a stand-in for a Scenario. There will be a topic in BOLD (BOLD, MEMBERS) to let you know what the Discussion is about.
and that is pretty much it.
Now then, have fun everyone!

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thoadthetoad
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It would likely be a barter system, since no form of government would be in place. Except for maybe small little "tribes" or colonies dotted across the world (after the main apocalypse, of course). It would likely just sort of be stuff other people needed. Ropes, purifiers, all those good things. For some reason I heard bottle caps would be one, but for the life of me I can't understand why.

Maybe some form of credit that could be found on a zombie representing the amount of damage you've done to the zombie population?

Maverick4
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For some reason I heard bottle caps would be one, but for the life of me I can't understand why.


A little too much Fallout, no?

Maybe some form of credit that could be found on a zombie representing the amount of damage you've done to the zombie population?


Ears.

Hey Thoad, can I make a virus? I got an idea thats totally different from Goliath.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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As far as currency though (I never even thought of this before) Assuming enoguh people where still alive for it to matter, I'm going to guesse the barter systm would be in effect. The only reason is with so few people, there are likely to be almost no shops, and no real use in buying anything.

I could see bottle caps if you where to find a tribe or sometihng of the sort, but otherwise I'm not sure.

WE GOT LAZY! BACOBIT IS A MEMBER! SORRY ABOUT THAT!!!!

Bacobit. I know your trying man, but you can't just make scenarios with stuff we (I think anyways) just told you not to. Suck as a group of survivers with millitary weapondry, and a s!it load of zombies.

thoadthetoad
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Ears.

No, fingers.
Oh wait! How about nipples? DD
Hahaha that was inappropriate I am sorry :|.

Knockout you're still a member, so don't flip a sh*t over absolutely nothing k?

also, I'll add the virus format for those who asked soon. I got projects, guys.
Bjiscuit
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Lol at Fallout references :P

I said currency but i figured it would be the barter system, but after a few years, people are sure to start forming small outposts and such, and of course, if they take what they want from you, your going to need some type of comodity that theyd want.

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Bacobit. I know your trying man, but you can't just make scenarios with stuff we (I think anyways) just told you not to. Suck as a group of survivers with millitary weapondry, and a s!it load of zombies.


Sorry, got bored...

I may not be great at scenarios, but I got this wonderful idea for a virus ever sense I summited my first plan. I just need the layout...
Maverick4
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Oh wait! How about nipples? DD


That just made mine hurt.

But you apologized, so all is well in the cactus universe...
thoadthetoad
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+-+-+-+SCENARIO+-+-+-+
Setting: (NIGHT) Manhattan, 2 hours after initial infection (started in Manhattan).
Situation: You are trapped on one of the times square buildings. You have a flashlight, and you picked off a fire ax on the way up. You hear air raid sirens and there is a squad of airplanes coming towards your position while there are 3 helicopters in the air. The helicopters are using megaphones in order to say, "EVAC points are at, Southern end, Northern End, Bridge, and Western Docks. We are going to 'clear' the area T-minus 30 minutes. Get to EVAC... (repeat)" Among times square alone you can see several zombies preforming the "Kiss of Death" (A.K.A. We're working with EVZ. If you need specifications, there are generally a few types: Zombie kid (hides in corners), Succubus (seductive, no mold on skin and is extremely pale), Brute (Something like a tank, only not very big or powerful), and then an Airborne, which leaps long distances, but is prone to breaking it's own legs (such as when it jumps from heights))

Secondary Objective: On the way up the office buildings, there was 1 brute that followed you in. As far as the rest of the people IN the office building, they may or may not have been infected. You remember a girl being locked in a broom closet (by her own accord). Save her.

EnterOrion
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If you really wanna know, just look at my page and if your name is there, you're in.


You still haven't put me on your list. D:

I'm on Skater's, so it doesn't matter much anyways.

There would be a few people who would try to rebuild society, and thus use a system of currency.. I would put bullets, coins, and salt at the top of my list for potential currencies, all of which are virtually indestructible.
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i sneakily try to get to the closest evac point and get to a helecopter, if spotted, run like sh*t. if an airborne comes after you, wait till it leaps, duck under it while hacking off 1(if not both) of the legs so it is unable to move

dnguyen
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OK

I woke up kinda cut. But my family members are dead. I have 20 grenades, a rifle, a medic kit, and a handgun. Well, I do got food in my refrigerator, but I do need more. I got up, got my backpack, and went to eat something. Then, I'm off. I have 2 places to go.

A McDonalds Restaurant: Need food to eat.

Wal-mart: IDK

Another House: Maybe they have food.

I'm kinda really serious about food. Also, water so I won't die. Well, I choose McDonalds. Well, I was seriously WRONG. I saw zombies...

To Be Continued

EnterOrion
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Dnguyen, is that supposed to be a plan or a far out story?

Kylelolcat
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First, throwing out an scenario idea:

Trapped in a cargo truck's cargo end with only non-combative toys to fend off a small horde of zombies in the middle of an area. Solution variety is made by several different tools to use.

As for Throad's scenario:

break the flashlight's bulb with the axe handle and shove the left-over wires used to make the light in the brute's eyes. I break the lock with the axe and take the girl to the nearest evac zone, running and hacking at any zombie I come across. I also make it a point to hack at corners that look even minorly suspicious.

thoadthetoad
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I have 20 grenades

A rifle and a handgun I can understand... BUT 20 FRIGGIN' FRAGS?!?!
I do not beleive you because no civilian has access to those. Before you go sayin' "BUT MAH DAD IS IN THA MILITARIE!!!!1!!1one!!1", militia dads would have to be either stupid, paranoid, or criminals in order to keep grenades within your reach.
thoadthetoad
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To Be Continued

Oh also, no story scenarios.
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