Thoad the toad, the green-clad zombie slayer, the epidimy (sp?) of stupidity, was sitting in his room one day. His condo was still getting worse and worse by the day. "I wish my rank was better, maybe there wouldn't be a mold problem now... oh well, not as bad as the slums though." Thoad sat on a small wooden stool, and looked at the walls, the wallpaper peeling off. Suddenly, he had an idea. A marvelous idea. He got up with a wide smile, happy, energetic symphonic music in his mind. He ran to his window and shoved it open. He yelled out at the populace: "ARMORGAMES. I AM GOING TO EXPLORE THE LAND WITH A CREW. JUST YOU SEE, WE'LL HAVE OUTPOSTS EVERYWHERE!," after a few seconds, he pointed his finger at the moon, still in the sky. "MY SHIP WILL BE.... THE A.G.S. EXPLORE!" He brought up a sheet of parchment and wrote a shotty flier. <image pending> (Thoad wants YOU, to be apart of the Exploration team. See <insert adress here> on wednsday to see what the job entitles and what you can do, for your sity (OOC: Get it? Site? City? Sity?)!) He copied it and pasted it onto several other pieces of paper and threw them out the window, since there was a breeze. On a single piece of parchment there was another footnote. "You have been chosen to be my 2nd in command! Bring this flier to me and you'll be able to do everythign I could do, if I'm not there!" "FOR ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE" Thoad yelled once more out the window. Someone finally looked up at him, put his hands out, and simply said: "Dude, wtf?"
First off, I'd like to let you all know to e-mail AGSexplore@yahoo.com instead of my own e-mail. My co-host (when announced) will be given the password to the e-mail.
The entry organization-things will be similar to the WoM. You'll e-mail the e-mail and upon response, you'll be told if you can post it on the main thread or not.
OK. I'm back. Did I die or what? Anyway, if I didn't already get kicked, can someone summarize for me and tell me about the weapons and stuff? I don't want to read 30 pages...
Look who dropped by! There I was thinking I'd miss something big in the plot, but nooooo... This thread is turning into WoM, with one month pauses in the story.
I need to talk with you Thoad, I'm a bit lost about what to do now.
Well, you've already proven that as evidenced by the lady above me. I'm just glad that I would have to provide otherwise unattainable information in order for you (or anyone else, as I inadvertently did give you that information) to find me.
In all honesty, with the information that you gave out, I'm sure many people might been able to find you, myself included if I was bothered to.
It would be easier to just read it all, DJ, you might have even done it all already by now.
and playing dead. dont forget that one. mr.stalker
Is that about the absence of him because of his failure Internet, or are you implying that he should... You know, play dead?
This thread is turning into WoM, with one month pauses in the story.
I don't mind, I wouldn't even if it were on purpose. This is giving me time to work on a few personal projects without feeling the constant need to rush a satisfactory entry.
In all honesty, with the information that you gave out, I'm sure many people might been able to find you, myself included if I was bothered to.
Actually, I closely monitor my info. I'll summarize everything I've revealed: My name is DJ, and I used to or still do live in Bakersfield California. Go ahead. Try and find me.
