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I pull out a hat.

I put in an empty glass bottle.

I take out my house.
I put in a groundhog.

I take out a birthday balloon.

I put in a 5 dollar bill and patiently wait.

I put in a S&W.
I take out my gun.

I take out a t-shirt

I put in a keyboard

I take out a Personal Computer.

I put in a pistachio-coloured boomerang.

I take out an almond flavored chakram.

I put in a tomahawk.

I take out a small bird of prey.

I put in a bag of coffee.

I take out a brass matero full of yerba mate.

I put in a battle-frenzied koala named "Blood Paw".

I take out a pissed-off, starving-and-probably-carnivorous-now battle-frenzied koala named "Blood Paw"

I put in a dollar coin and press the buttons A, 1, B, C and 3

You receive three Roman denari made in the year 1 BC.

I abstain from putting in anything.

You take out a yellowed papyraceous scroll sealed with red wax. The mark shows a plain kite shield. It's addressed to you from dragonmelon.

I put in a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Erm. So... I would, hehe... take something out of the vending machine, buuut, inside there are a bunch of armed Somalian pirates.

I throw the vending machine in the sea and take out a coke from the one next to it.

I put in a cartridge.

With a loud CRASH, you realize you just broke this vending machine as well. Nevertheless, you reach into the machine and take out... an N64.

I put in a spatha.

I take out a naginata.

I put in a house of cards.