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dragonmelon
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dragonmelon
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Nomad

So this is the game.
To start, one person puts something into the vending machine and another person takes something else out.

Every person has to take something out a put something else in the machine. Whatever put in/ took out can be related or not.

Example:
Person 1: I put in a toothbrush
Person 2: I take out a empty bag of Lays.
I put in a jar of maple syrup.
Person 3: I take out a maple tree.
I put in a...and so on.

So I'll start:
I put in a rubber ducky.

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Boofuss
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Boofuss
265 posts
Peasant

I borrow the cards to play poker.

I put in a shiny brass button.

danwar123
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danwar123
3,071 posts
Blacksmith

You take out a big red button that says "DO NOT PUSH".

I put in the naginata.

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out a shiny Claymore.

I put in a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

sciller45
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sciller45
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Justiciar

I take out a bag of Ttob Eitreb's Single Flavour Boogers™

I return the bag of Ttob Eitreb's Single Flavour Boogers™

danwar123
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danwar123
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Blacksmith

There is a sound of shredding and you are forced to sidestep a large ball of green semisolid.

After someone cleans that up, I put in a set of Lorica Hamata.

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

I take out a chain fence and red underwear.

I put in a cowbell.

FrostyInsanity
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FrostyInsanity
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Nomad

Hey, I got a cowbell, yay!

I'll put in a potato.

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out fish n' chips.

I put in an apple tree Ent. Without apples *belch* sorry.

sciller45
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sciller45
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Justiciar

I take out a box of cherry blossom flowers

I put in a cup of vanilla pudding.

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out a china cup of crème brûlée.

I put in a whole set of deciduous teeth. You'll never get your filthy hands on them, tooth witch! ><

danwar123
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danwar123
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Blacksmith

When you reach back in to take something out, the vending machine chomps on you.

I put in a remote-controlled bomb and activate it as it goes in.

sciller45
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sciller45
2,632 posts
Justiciar

I take out a cardboard box that says "Not enough stamps" on it. Hm. I have a baad feeling about this box.

I put in a bottle of carbonated water.

danwar123
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danwar123
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Blacksmith

You receive a splash of water to the face and a grilled cheese sandwich.

I grab the 'Not enough stamps' box and put it back into the Vending Machine.

Saphire24
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Saphire24
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Scribe

I put an automatic bomb diffuse machine in the fridge.

I remove a small rubber duck

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out a one-armed bandit. Nasty robot must have hidden there after robbing a bank.

I put in a aeolipile.

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