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dragonmelon
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dragonmelon
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Nomad

So this is the game.
To start, one person puts something into the vending machine and another person takes something else out.

Every person has to take something out a put something else in the machine. Whatever put in/ took out can be related or not.

Example:
Person 1: I put in a toothbrush
Person 2: I take out a empty bag of Lays.
I put in a jar of maple syrup.
Person 3: I take out a maple tree.
I put in a...and so on.

So I'll start:
I put in a rubber ducky.

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sciller45
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Justiciar

I take out Watt's steam engine.

I put in a jack o'lantern

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out the head of the Headless Horseman.

I put in an army of bullet ants.

Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

I take out an army that keeps shooting at every ant.

I put in SCP 343

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out Azanoth's holy eyeball.

I put in a magic 8-ball.

sciller45
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sciller45
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Justiciar

I take out MozartKugeln.

I put in a restraining order

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out a total disorder, AKA chaos.

I put in a fistful of dark matter.

sciller45
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sciller45
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I take out a black hole. It was fun, but she's got so much energy, she would suck all mine out and still have enough to spare.

I put in a nickel.

Planetary189
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Planetary189
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Nomad

I take out a nuke,
I put in a oversized atom.

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I take out an undersized molecule.

I put in a stone called "Johnny". BTW, he just said hi. To no one in particular.

sciller45
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sciller45
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503. I put my hand in the vending machine, but I don't feel anything. It's just a black, bottomess void. Is that a... Oh no...

I slam a Die = 5 and a Coin = Tails into the machine.

DICE RESULTS
5 = Die
COIN RESULTS
Coin
Tails
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Well, that dark mystery void is gone, so I snag chihuahua and drop in an old pair of socks (sorry to anyone with a sensitive nose).

Planetary189
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Planetary189
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Nomad

I take out a irradiated pair of socks, I put in a tornado machine in.

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

A tornado machine ought to be useful in hill-taking, so YOINK! I drop in a hand grenade.

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

I put in a hill (for safekeeping!) and take out a few Dice = 78.

DICE RESULTS
78 = Dice
abcdragon66
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Jester

I take out a pile of dirt. Hmm, what happened to your glorious hill?

I put myself into the vending machine.

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