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If you get roundhoused in the face, you must then go into Chuck Norris' beard and find the magical unicorn. Or if you choose to go into Chuck Norris' beard, then you must first be roundhoused kicked in the face and then find the magical unicorn.

then you must escape from Chuck Norris' one million clones hidden in his beard

at which point the magical unicorn comes from behind and impales you. you see a light... wtf a leprechaun? well youj go into the light anyway and you must now defeat a 3 -headed Hydra

then u must eat explosive pie and drink liquid nitrogen before going for a nice brisk run accross an 8 lane highway

then you must get yourself hit by a zombie car thats driven by a headless chicken

The next step is VERY important.

You MUST make an omelette from 3 eggs that are from the headless chicken. Make sure you add some cyanide and habanero Chillis - then serve it to Justin Bieber.

But Justin Bieber must be shot in the chest with an AK-47 and shot in the head with a Sniper Rifle

Then you must never let anyone know he's dead, and you must replace him until you die.

At which point you must come back from the dead as a Zombie - making sure to overcome your overwhelming desire for BBBBRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSS.

Then I must turn you into an orange so when I become a rotten banana tomorrow, I have a new fruit to control.

Now you have to jump from a bridge and shout that your mother is your sister(this is true ...realy)

But you must be dead in order to say it

Now you must eat someone.

Then you eat their wife and children. And all their food. And their car. And house.

And everything in the backyard.

Go to their bank and eat all of the cash, too.

Come to think of it, you may need tapeworms to finish this process.

Then when you're done with that, you go to the Bunker Hill monument in Boston and flip the bird to the community college a couple hundred yards away.

then u must play wallball with a live grenade and then swallow a stick of lit dynamite